You Just Don't Get It!
Written by Meme911
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________(Unten and Flip are in Unten's house, playing Guitar Hero)
Unten: SHOOT TO THRILL!!!
Flip: PLAY TO KILL!!!
Both: TOO MANY WOMEN WITH TOO MANY PILLS!!!
(Britt and Rachel walk in on the two)
Britt: Ugh. My ears are bleeding from that song. Wonder how many criminals represent that?
Rachel: It's better than my parasite cookies that are all gone. I called them, "Tentacookies."
Rachel: Anyways, did you hear about the joke contest that guy is holding? You can enter!
Britt: You two are the funniest people I know. In a bad way. Like idiots.
Unten: Well, I don't know...tomatoes thrown at you, booing, eggs thrown at you...aw, whatever. I'll join. It may be fun.
Flip: Thank you very much. *gets slapped in face by Unten* That's gonna sting, dude.
Britt: Well, the sign-ups are down the street. Go there if you...
(Unten and Flip are already out the door, dragging all their gaming equipment with them. Giant TV is heading towards Rachel and Britt)
(Meanwhile, Netnu is in a desert, looking out of breath)
Netnu: No water...for miles...Wal-Mart...Over there...WAL-MART?!
(Netnu runs over to the Wal-Mart, when he realizes it's actually a giant mammoth's skull)
Netnu: And the people who run the muesem never noticed this?
(Skull falls down, revealing a shack that sells top hats, trenchcoats, and mustaches)