aka Amature Author

  • I live in colorado
  • I was born on April 6
  • My occupation is high school student, decent author and artist, okay pixel artist
  • I am male
  • Sr.Wario

    i'm BACK

    July 16, 2017 by Sr.Wario

    i have returned from my vacation, it was a ton of fun. i fucked many butterbeers, and i was not disappointed. back to the soul crushing mundanity of real life, yay!

    in all seriousness, i am rather glad to be back here. i haven't been on much, so what have i missed? i hope nothing good, you guys'll have to catch me up in that case.

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  • Sr.Wario

    on vacation

    July 7, 2017 by Sr.Wario

    hey FUCKERS guess who has two thumbs and is going on a sunny californian vacation to universal studios tomorrow.

    it's me.

    so that means i'll be less active than usual, but i'll pop in to comment whenever possible. you guys know the drill by now.

    see you later!

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  • Sr.Wario

    Welcome to my coverage of Fantendo Fanon Feature 2017! For years, all sorts of gaming journalists have covered E3 and given their thoughts on the various conferences and announcements. This year, given that I'm not participating, I decided to do the same.

    Here, I'll handpick the biggest announcements and recommend a few conferences that are exceptional, underrated, or both. Fear not, though, I won't be handing out grades or anything. This is just a fun, positive exercise that might help streamline the showcase for you and get you some attention you ordinarily wouldn't.

    • Pyro Enterprises has been the highlight of several showcases, with in-depth trailers, unique projects, and a lot of love and care. Due to their popularity, I'm sure you've alr…

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  • Sr.Wario

    Sketch Requests

    June 9, 2017 by Sr.Wario

    hey shitlords i'm terrible at art but i feel the need to make it on occasion. these are little sketches that i put my all into, so don't expect much but i'd be very happy to butcher your character if you'll give me the opportunity.

    i will try to do all of the requests (since i don't think demand will be very high), but it might take me a few days to get to yours. them's the brakes. so request away!

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  • Sr.Wario

    Strafe and Leah are seen standing inside a bright white shrine. The architecture resembles that of the Greek Parthenon, with beautiful flowers and trees surrounding the inner sanctum. In front of them is White Goddess and off to the side, her mysterious assistant Ida.

    Strafe: I can't...I just can't believe this. You've been alive all this time? You're a GODDESS? That makes me a...umm...a...
    Leah: Demigod. Duh.

    Strafe glares at her and she smirks. White Goddess smiles at her son warmly while Ida watches on, seemingly emotionless.

    White Goddess: Yes. I've been guiding you this whole time, well, Ida and I have.

    Ida smiles to herself ever-so-slightly, but Strafe seems nothing less than pissed. Leah decides to step back and watch things unfold.

    Strafe: You…
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