I questioned to myself once.
Self, why do Clover's games always sell well?
Well Self, I don't know. Being critical failures and all, you'd think people would wisen up.
So I bought myself a crystal ball and implanted Chris Bore's soul into it, and suddenly everything was made clear.
All the sales take place in a desolate future. Cellphones are long gone, tablets have been removed from markets due to radioactive leakage, Microsoft actually makes good products, cats and dogs living together, and CISPA is in full swing.
Suddenly, there comes a man in black, holding up the Mario Kart: Hot Pursuit game. A crowd swarms over, eager to get anything to take their minds off the present. They have all bloodshot eyes, and there is no fighting. All like zombies, they wait eagerly in line.
I am fully disturbed.