YUP.
The only rule here: Only Gen 4 Pokemon.
Let us begin:
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Regigigas
. Yes, on one Top 10 list made by JWittz, he put this guy on the first spot? But can you blame him? I mean, he's the litteratly the KING of The Golem Pokemon. So, why does he learn the one move that EVERY OTHER POKEMON can learn? Also, his design! When people say that after Gen 4, Pokemon designs sucked, they mean this thing!
You may be the king, Regigigas, but I think Scar should push you off the cliff again.
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Snover. While his evolution may be COOL (pun intended), it doesn't hide the fact that Snover is just...just a walking Pine Tree.
At first, this guy seems nice to train. I mean, a Pine Tree Pokemon! What could be better? Well, just about everything! His design is just...a pine tree. On legs. With a tail. And the name isn't good, either! It's just...Snow and Clover.
It's not lucky.
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Rotom. At first glance, Rotom seems to be an original Pokemon. Heck, it turns into a fan, a fridge, and more! But then you realize that...
1: Rotom's name is just MOTOR backwards.
2: Ok, so it turns into a washing machine. Cool, right? NOPE. This is just another rip off of Eeveelutions, DESPITE technically evolving!
Rotom, your just a blemish on an already blemished Pokemon generation.
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Chimchar, Piplup, and Turtwig. Let's take a look at the my book!
Chimchar: A direct rip-off of Charmander. First, both tails are on fire, and when put out, they both get hurt somehow. CHAR is also in both of their names. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Piplup: The water penguin pussy. In the games, he/she is fine. But in the anime? This thing is a DICK. Being Dawn's partner doesn't help alot, either.
Turtwig: The Pikmin Gone-Wrong Pokemon. This thing is pure UGLY. It goes from slightly cute to ugly to EVEN UGLIER. WHO WANTS A TURTLE WITH A TREE IN IT'S BACK? NO ONE!
Yup.
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Togekiss.
TOGEPI'S EVOLUTION SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO F*^%ING FLY.
NUFF SAID.
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Munchlax. Hey, remember that obese cat in the original Pokemon games? Well, not only did Game Freak make a PRE-evolution, but it's the early version of Zonom. All it wants to do is EAT, EAT, and guess what?
EAT.
At first, I liked this guy. But as I got into Pearl, I realized what a nuisance he is to the game, and who the game was already flawed.
So, Zonom, I DON'T choice you. However, you aren't that stupid, either...
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Did you ever notice a pattern with the Pokemon games? Each new generation come with a new always-going-to-encounter Pokemon. For Gen 4, this was Bidoof. Not only is it generic, but also...it's evolution! Bidoof is GOD compared to fat woodchuck over there!
Bidoof, you may be hard to hate, but your harder to love.
YES I QUOTED JONTRON AND MIXED IT A LITTLE.
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Combee. To be honest, I hate bee's. All they do is collect nectar, make it honey, sting you, and...
WHAT IS THAT THREE HEADED ABOMINATION?!
I mean, the evolution is EPIC! Who would expect a queen bee as COMBEE's evolution? But...to me, this is just Gen 4's Pichu: small, weak, and cute.
I mean, I caught these ALOT of times, and I let them all free. Why?
You probably know.
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Burmy
. This, by far, is the second worst Gen 4 Pokemon. Why?
1: Pure ugly.
2: What creature took a gray turd on this guy's head?
3: IT'S EVOLUTION IS SATAN
There are about 97 more reasons to hate Burmy, but let's be honest: You guys wanna see Number 1! You wanna see the mystery of this list! Well, I'm going to tell you who it is! It's...
1!!!![]
Lickilicky. (It's so ugly, I can't put on a picture!)
Ok, Lickytung was repulsive. Being a sexual joke in my eyes, I thought NOTHING could surpass his ugliness.
I was extremly wrong.
Lickilicky, like Burmy, has a piece of SHIT on his head, except it's smaller. And's he fatter. And he's stupid. But there's one more reason.
NO ONE WANTED THIS POKEMON!!
It may have been obvious, but still! Gen 4 is already crappy, but it all started with The Orphan Pokemon. (Not Cubone, even though he IS the Orphan Pokemon.)
By the way, here's my new rating system: The 5-Way System! Lickilicky gets the award for being BOTH the first Pokemon get this award, and getting the lowest rating: 0.
Thanks for reading!
Now Then...[]
I may been a little harsh on Gen 4, but hey! They still have some good Pokemon! Tune in NEXT time for Top 10 BEST Gen 4 Pokemon!