seems legit (Credit to YoshiEgg for the name)
But of course,
Well, I guess that's it for your rant?
You're a cruel bastard Baro, forcing me to work with things Pokemon would normally do. At least Birch had some decency for god's sake.
Don't ask, Baro hired Fawful as the lead translator.
- Ready to descend into the nightmare: Yes
- Ready to survive the nightmare: No
And his rant finally ends there, time to actually get to the main gameplay.
Wait a second, did he just stalk me in the Truck? GET AWAY FROM ME, CREEPY STALKER.
Ironically, that's a somewhat good tip considering I'm in a truck with somebody like you.
I shall now take my body and take it to my house.
So, this is Breeze Town? Good god, I've finally escaped from him.
I have indeed finally arrived, que your obligatory speech about the town now.
I do not wish to speak of such inhuman nightmares like Baro.
If you insist, fine, it is somewhat peaceful and quiet.
The breeze is mute, your point is invalid.
Well then, go on in.
And yet, clearly Alange and Halfy have literally no trouble with it at all.
Nope, they're clearly mentally-impaired karate-students who think they're Pokemon.
k thnx mom gbai
And apparently, my room is in the basement. That's just unsettling.
Random clock-time set, since I clearly do not care much about the time.
But of course I have finished,
...obtain one potion, do the usual preparations.
I'm not interested in your TV rant, now please go away.
Good riddance, I just want to get on with my game, OK?
Most things in Pokemon games do change...
...and some things just never change.
I guess we can look at the map for the hell of it.
I guess it's just a pimped-out version of the Hoenn map, so I guess we won't have too-much navigation trouble. I might as well just leave my room now.
"BARO IS ON TV!"
And I do not care if that stalker is on TV.
That's an accurate statement about Baro's mental condition.
He's dead, that's good, amen.
He's got an electric green pig, he's obviously able to defend himself.
I'll help him, provided that I use him to leech off his starters.
That basically means I don't need to help, doesn't it?
Well, I'm outside now, I might as well look around a bit.
I have no idea what you are actually talking about.
I don't even know a town called Brezze Town, your point is invalid.
Well, how else would you have cleared out the forest for homes then?
"a lot of people" "prosperous town"
Breeze Town's Population: About 6
Alright, I might as well just go inside and see the "Kabutchys".
-- One of the most memorable quotes from Gordon Freeman.
I've only just met you, and yet you want me to know your kid? No thanks,
Thank you for leaving labour with your kid instead of me, It's been a pleasure meeting you Ms. Kabutchi but-
Damnit, I have to go downstairs myself.
So, her kid? She doesn't really look too bad. I might as well go talk to her then.
DON'T CALL THE COPS I'M NOT HERE TO DO THAT.
DON'T CALL THE COPS I'M JUST HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
Now she's doing a bad-attempt at parroting me, I guess she's more insane than I though she was.
Thank you, for volunteering to do all this shit for me!
No, just no.
Stop parroting me, It's annoying as all hell.
Good, I prefer somebody doing the work for me.
Ran appears to be a Gordon Freeman enthusiast along with her mother, which I approve of.
I didn't know what just happened either, you're not alone.
I guess that was Ran in a nutshell, I might as well get my starter from him.
I guess it's time to get whatever starters are ahead.
I know how those Sever feel, kid.
Fine, I'll go and help him out.
EL JUEGO DE MIERDA NO SE CONVIERTEN LLAMADA RAPIDA EN EL TRADUCTOR
To use the Pokeball, or not to use the Pokeball, that is the question.
I'd rather not-
TODAVIA NO ES TRADUCIDO LLAMADA EN LOS TRADUCTORES RÁPIDAMENTE!
Fine, I'll save you from whatever that thing is.
Let's see, you can either choose:
Or...
Or maybe even...
It'll be your choice, not mine.