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seems legit (Credit to YoshiEgg for the name)

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But of course,

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Well, I guess that's it for your rant?

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You're a cruel bastard Baro, forcing me to work with things Pokemon would normally do. At least Birch had some decency for god's sake.

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Don't ask, Baro hired Fawful as the lead translator.

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  • Ready to descend into the nightmare: Yes
  • Ready to survive the nightmare: No

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And his rant finally ends there, time to actually get to the main gameplay.

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Wait a second, did he just stalk me in the Truck? GET AWAY FROM ME, CREEPY STALKER.

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Ironically, that's a somewhat good tip considering I'm in a truck with somebody like you.

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I shall now take my body and take it to my house.

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So, this is Breeze Town? Good god, I've finally escaped from him.

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I have indeed finally arrived, que your obligatory speech about the town now.

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I do not wish to speak of such inhuman nightmares like Baro.

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If you insist, fine, it is somewhat peaceful and quiet.

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The breeze is mute, your point is invalid.

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Well then, go on in.

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And yet, clearly Alange and Halfy have literally no trouble with it at all.

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Nope, they're clearly mentally-impaired karate-students who think they're Pokemon.

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k thnx mom gbai

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And apparently, my room is in the basement. That's just unsettling.

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Random clock-time set, since I clearly do not care much about the time.

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But of course I have finished,

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...obtain one potion, do the usual preparations.

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I'm not interested in your TV rant, now please go away.

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Good riddance, I just want to get on with my game, OK?

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Most things in Pokemon games do change...

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...and some things just never change.

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I guess we can look at the map for the hell of it.

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I guess it's just a pimped-out version of the Hoenn map, so I guess we won't have too-much navigation trouble. I might as well just leave my room now.

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"BARO IS ON TV!"

And I do not care if that stalker is on TV.

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That's an accurate statement about Baro's mental condition.

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He's dead, that's good, amen.

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He's got an electric green pig, he's obviously able to defend himself.

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I'll help him, provided that I use him to leech off his starters.

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That basically means I don't need to help, doesn't it?

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Well, I'm outside now, I might as well look around a bit.

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I have no idea what you are actually talking about.

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I don't even know a town called Brezze Town, your point is invalid.


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Well, how else would you have cleared out the forest for homes then?

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"a lot of people" "prosperous town"

Breeze Town's Population: About 6

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Alright, I might as well just go inside and see the "Kabutchys".

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-- One of the most memorable quotes from Gordon Freeman.

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I've only just met you, and yet you want me to know your kid? No thanks,

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Thank you for leaving labour with your kid instead of me, It's been a pleasure meeting you Ms. Kabutchi but-

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Damnit, I have to go downstairs myself.

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So, her kid? She doesn't really look too bad. I might as well go talk to her then.

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DON'T CALL THE COPS I'M NOT HERE TO DO THAT.

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DON'T CALL THE COPS I'M JUST HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

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Now she's doing a bad-attempt at parroting me, I guess she's more insane than I though she was.

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Thank you, for volunteering to do all this shit for me!

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No, just no.

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Stop parroting me, It's annoying as all hell.

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Good, I prefer somebody doing the work for me.

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Ran appears to be a Gordon Freeman enthusiast along with her mother, which I approve of.

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I didn't know what just happened either, you're not alone.

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I guess that was Ran in a nutshell, I might as well get my starter from him.

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I guess it's time to get whatever starters are ahead.

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I know how those Sever feel, kid.

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Fine, I'll go and help him out.

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EL JUEGO DE MIERDA NO SE CONVIERTEN LLAMADA RAPIDA EN EL TRADUCTOR

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To use the Pokeball, or not to use the Pokeball, that is the question.

I'd rather not-

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TODAVIA NO ES TRADUCIDO LLAMADA EN LOS TRADUCTORES RÁPIDAMENTE!

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Fine, I'll save you from whatever that thing is.

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Let's see, you can either choose:

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Or...

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Or maybe even...

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It'll be your choice, not mine.

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