This is on short notice, however I figured it would be a way for me to get back on Fantendo.
Have you ever imagined if all 358 Pokemon from the 1st through to the 3rd generation were replaced by brand new Pokemon? The good news is, a game which has done that exists, the bad news however? Well, see for yourself.
*note: gamefreak and nintendo are not affiliated with the creation of this game and are simply there because the creator was too lazy to change them or was concerned about copyright.
We don't know who the hell this guy is, but I guess we can go along with it. Let's just skip to the intro screen with the-
-random green pig riding on a giant turkey, gazing at god-knows what that is. And it just gets worse from here.
HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT, WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A SCREAMING GLITCHED BLOB AND A FLYING GREY SOCK! GOD HELP US!
And all they give us to beat them are two, unintimidating eggs. Very nice what you sent us to fight them, Holy Mother of Shit.
TEH extremely low INTENSITY
And to top it all off, we get a rather shoddy title screen with the supposed legendary of the game.
WARNING: INCOMING SPANGRISH, PLEASE RETREAT THE AREA UNTIL GRAMMAR NAZIS HAVE CLEARED IT OUT.
So, this is the guy from the title screen and is the proffesor? Expect more pointless self-insertations.
You claim that I was your friend since we lived in the Kanto yet I've only just met you at this very moment? You sir, are creeping the hell out of me.
Good day, "Electric Angry Birds Pig".
It looks somewhat* cute.
*extra exaggeration on the somewhat.
So you are saying that you should only fight using Pokemon with friends, and not the countless Trainers that I had never heard of before or even if I want to use my Pokemon in self defense? Where is your logic?
Heheh, I didn't get a single word you said.
"...but I'll tell you later", the screencapper wasn't co-operating with me here.
He knows that I've "been his friend since I've been in the Kanto", but he doesn't know my gender? You still creep me out Baro. On another topic, well, since the boy is wearing Kamina's glasses and since the creepy stalker Baro called me a "dude", I guess I can choose the boy.
Now, what shall I name myself?