“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”

“Because when you have stanky old Wizard Eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and sometimes you see things that are crazy, crazy crazy, in your face, all the time. *sigh* All the time...”

“Look, a supermodel! Look, a hoverboard! Look, the apocalypse! Someone got hit in the boingloings! Hit in the boingloings! Boingloings! Boingloings! Somebody got hit in them.”

“Wrong. I am the wrong frog.”

“Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. ”

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. ”

“You had a sexy phase?!”

“You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.”

“You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole. ”

“Soon, I will have your castle! ...You will visit, perhaps! Fawful will reserve the Crying Room for the crying for your minions. And the crying will be like a savory soda for my soul!”

“I LOVE YOU IN AN I HATE YOU WAY :D”

“Honey, Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!”

“I can't die. [pause] I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes I see a bright light, sometimes I see heaven or hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part, no one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone's just like "oh, hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight, you're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.”