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(Opening) (Title Card) Written by SuperSonicDarkness and Exotoro
(Shows Scratch Kat in his house, sitting on a couch eating marshmallows while watching TV. Unten, Britt, Mika, and Data enter the room.)
Unten: Scratch! We need to go stop Mary Sue from destroying the city!
Scratch Kat: Come on, man! Fantendo High is on!
Britt: We can't put up with this, Scratch. We need you out there. NOW.
Scratch Kat: *sighs* Fine. *turns off TV* I wasn't even in that show anyway.
(cuts to Unten, Britt, Mika Sho, Data, and Scratch Kat fighting Mary Sue)
Mary Sue: Prepare to die!
Mika Sho: Never, Mary! We will bring you down!
Scratch Kat: Enough with the generic hero/villain talk already! Let's just get this over with.
(Mika Sho blasts fire at Mary, but she dodges.)
Scratch Kat: *pounces at Mary, but is blasted away by an energy beam* God! Will there ever be an episode of this series where no violence happens?
Britt: Wait, don't sa-
(A large beam of light appears, blasting away the heroes and Mary)
Mary Sue: What the hell was that? I'm done with you freaks! *teleports away*
Scratch Kat: Huh. Well that happened.
[ScratchKat looks out of a broken TV Set, and the world outside is live action.]
Exotoro and SuperSonicDarkness: Oh, man, what the hell?
Britt: What did you do?
Unten: He broke the fourth wall!
ScratchKat: Look at those weirdos!
[Exotoro and SuperSonicDarkness run out of the writing studio. ScratchKat climbs out of the broken television set.]
ScratchKat: Haha, look at these nerds. They're writing some kind of television show... wait a second.
Mika: ScratchKat, I think that it's the script to this episode!
ScratchKat: (grabbing a pencil) (writing while talking) ...Mary Sue explodes into a billion pieces.
[Mary Sue explodes into a billion pieces.]
Britt: Well, episode over.
Scratch Kat: No, it's only begun!
Britt: What else can we possibly do? The main villain of the episode just exploded!
Data: He could just make a new plot...
Britt: Just write [The End] so that the world resets and it's the next episode.
ScratchKat: I AM A GOD, BRITT. YOU DON'T TELL GOD WHAT TO DO.
Unten: He's got a point.
Britt: Shut up.
Scratch Kat: Besides, who said Mary Sue was the main villain?
Data: What do you mean?
Mika: Do I hear something? It sounds like giant....footsteps. (turns around and sees an army of Titans from Attack On Titan) AAAAH!
Britt: You can't use copyrighted material, ScratchKat. The show is still going to air on TV and there would be lawsuits and
[Titan stomps on Britt.]
Unten: Wow, ScratchKat, you're sort of a jerk.
Data: *is suddenly outfitted in a Survey Corps uniform* What is this, Attack on Fantendo?
Scratch Kat: Not quite *continues writing on paper*
(Suddenly, an army of airships fly in and shoot lasers at the Titans, blowing their heads up, as a remix of the first Attack on Titan opening plays in the background)
Data: Give me that!
[Data punches ScratchKat and takes the pencil.]
Data: Let's see here...
[Britt is written back in.]
Britt: Write out ScratchKat!
Unten: No! Let's not write anybody out!
Data: We can do whatever we want... hmmm.
[Money falls from the sky]
Britt: Oh boy, money that we can't spend.
[A mall pops up]
Britt: Give me the ****ing paper, you guys have no idea what you're doing.
Scratch Kat: GIMME THAT! *tackles Data until he goes unconscious* Now I can do ANYTHING with the power of the....script? *turns around and sees that Netnu is holding the script* DAFUQ!?!?!??!
Netnu: *writes something in the script*
Unten: You know, I suddenly have the urge to not save the world anymore.
Mika Sho: This can't end well....
[Netnu keeps writing in the script, and Mary Sue pops up, fully restored, along with Danguro and Bananas.]
Netnu: Hmm, Bananas needs a better name. How about "Deathpower the Shadowmonkey?" Yeah, that sounds right! *writes in script*
Scratch Kat: No, it sounds stupid.
Unten: I don't really care about what's going on right now, so can I leave?
Britt: No, you can't. We need to fix this. Here, just let me see if...
[Netnu turns into a giant robot with tanks for arms.]
Britt: Aha, got a pencil right here. A little small for the script but... oh hey.
Mika: Hand it here!
[Britt throws the pencil and Mika catches it.]
[Mika writes something in the script.]
Mika: Cosmic Queen Form Go!
[Mika turns into a Cosmic Queen and starts shooting stars at Netnu]
Cosmic Queen Mika: Die!
Deathpower the Shadowmonkey: Oh no you don't! *snatches script, and writes something in it*
(Britt, Data, and Scratch Kat suddenly dissapear)
Cosmic Queen Mika: Oh no! He wrote out our friends!
Unten: I don't really care.
Cosmic Queen Mika: Oh why you little * punches Deathpower away, and writes something in the script*
Unten: AAH! I had a horrible nightmare that I became an ignorant jerk that was indifferent to everything!
(Britt, Data, and Scratch Kat reappear)
CQM: (continues writing in script)
(Netnu and the other villains disappear)
(Mika Sho turns back to normal)
Britt: There. Now can we PLEASE continue the episode?
Data: I'm afraid we don't have time.
Unten: What do you mean?
Data: I mean the episode is almost over.
Scratch Kat: WAIT!!!! *grabs script from Mika* I forgot to add the part where I become king of West-
(Script disappears in a flash of light)
End of Episode