King Dedede: I need a Pokemon to clobber that Kirby
???: That's what we do best at NME
Waddle Dee: You better give it with a money back guarantee
Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby
Saving the day
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby
He's here to stay
Don't be fooled by his size you won't believe you eyes
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one
Kirby and Pokemon, yeah
(Episode's Title arrives)
Tiff (voice): Tuff's Girly Pokemon
Waddle Dee: Just to recap the rules. Each side has two pokemon and the match is over when both pokemon from one side is unable to continue.
King Dedede: So, I guess I'll take you're victory when I win.
Tuff: No way! Wartortle, show him what you got!
Wartortle: War tortle.
Tuff: Hit him with a Water Gun.
(Wartortle uses Water Gun and attacks Arbok)
King Dedede: Ha, you think such a move can do such damage.
Tuff: Oh yeah! Let's see you do better!
King Dedede: Don't mind if I do. Arbok, let's attack with bite.
(Arbok slivers up to attack Tuff's Wartortle)
Tuff: Wartortle, look out!
(Wartortle jumps in the air)
Tuff: Now, Shell Smash!
(Wartortle spins in his shell and dashed into Arbok)
King Dedede: ARBOK!
Tuff: How do you like me now?
King Dedede: This battle is just getting started. Now Arbok let's show him our style. Use Poision Sting!
(Arbok shoots out a needle towards Wartortle and hits him)
Tuff: Wartortle, no!
King Dedede: See, I told you it was no hard done.
Tiff: Oh, Tuff's getting crumbled up out there.
Kirby: He only got hit once.
Tiff: How complentive.
Tuff: Wartortle, get up!
(Wartortle gets up)
Wartortle:(angry voice) War tortle.
King Dedede: Huh?
Tuff: Now Aqua Jet!
(Wartortle uses aqua jet and badly damage Arbok)
Tuff: Way to go Wartortle.
Wartortle: War tor... (starts glowing) ...TLE!
Waddle Dee: Woah!
(Wartortle stops glowing as a Blasoise)
King Dedede: Evealution eh?
Waddle Dee: Uh, Arbok's unable to battle is the reason.
(Arbok is seen knocked out)
King Dedede: What, no!
Kirby: Blastiose wins!
King Dedede: Take a well dezerve rest Arbook.
(King Dedede sends back Arbok)
Tuff: Ha! Admit that you can't win! Admit it now!
King Dedede: Listen to me as I say there's more than Arbok to prove it. And I will with my last pokemon! Weezing, it's go time!
(Weezing comes out of the pokeball)
Weezing: Wee zing.
King Dedede: Wrap this with Tocix Air.
(Weezing blast a horrible smell on Blastoise and knocks out)
Waddle Dee: Blastoise is unable to battle, Weezing wins.
Tuff: Blastoise, return.
(Tuff looks at his last pokemon)
Tuff: Okay, don't let me down.
(Jigglypuff comes out of the pokeball)
(King Dedede laughs but Tuff just smiles)
Tuff: Jigglypuff, use sing.
(Jigglypuff uses sing and Weezing falls asleep)
King Dedede: NO! What did you do Tuff?
Tuff: Wrap this up with pound!
(Jigglypuff pounds into the ground and the dust clears)
King Dedede: NO! WEEZING!
Tiff: Weezing's unable to battle.
Kirby: Tuff and his surprisinly girly pokemon win.
King Dedede: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!
(The three run off to the third gym)
King Dedede: CURSE YOU TUFF! And you too Jigglypuff!
"What's this? Dedede defeated again? Now, as the three move on to the third gym battle, no one knows what could stand in their way next. Tune in next time for the next exciting episode of Kirby and Pokemon"