Even though I recently rebooted the backwards conversation game, I found another forum game that deserves to come back: the Corrupt a Wish Game.
The rules are pretty simple. I'll say a wish, then in the next reply, you will grant it, but add a twist. For example:
User 1: "I wish for a cake!"
User 2: "Granted, but it is poisoned and you die. I wish to have a Pikachu."
User 3: "Granted but it's evil. I wish for a donut." And so on.
(also, repeat wishes and corrupts are super lame)
So I suppose I shall begin under the line.
I wish for world peace.