Hello loyal Aliver fans! And welcome back! It's the third day, so we will all compete in events, also someone will be voted off the team! Keep in mind that newcomers to the tribe will join every once in a while so we don't run out of members for the games.
Dark Pit:GOBBLEDEY GOOK!
Joe:Excuse me, dear sir, but we are not in the need for pie at the-
Dark Pit:WEDDING CAKE!
Joe:Shut up you infernal avian!
Dark Pit:I'm a demon, not a bird!
Joe:GAH! Whatever. We do not need pie. Stuff your assistants face with pie.
Joe:Momentei. Now get out of here!
WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF? WILL THERE BE REAL EVENTS? WILL ALL THE STUPID FANFICTIONS IN THE WORLD STOP DOING 3 QUESTIONS AT THE END? HOW DO THEY CRAM ALL THAT GRAM?
Find out next time.