Wario: Where am I?
(Shroompa walks in)
Shroompa: Hi mustachioed man! I'm going to let you get a hammer so you can knock over the big block!
Wario: Get out of here you old man!
Shroompa: Hey, I'm not old!
(Shroombario walks in)
Shroombario: Yes you are. Your.... OLD!
Shroompa: Have respect for your elders!
Shroombario: WOAH! IS THAT WARIO! IM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Wario: Get out of here, you brat!
Shroombario: HE INSULTED ME! ITS MY BIGGEST DREAM TO BE INSULTED BY YOU WARIO!
Wario:Somebody save me.