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[Episode 01: Dangerous Beings]

Written by: Locky

[Episode begins]

???: It is just another day for me. My name you ask? Well, that's a good question you have there. What am I? A teenager. Where I live? Fantendoverse. You know a place full of blue bears, red bears, detectives, electric living beings... yeah.

The phone rings.

???: *grabs phone* Hello?

???: Oh hey, come to H.Q.

???: Volt, it is 4:50AM, I'm have a inner monologue with myself.

Volt: Another one? Didn't you already have one at midnight?

???: I like to talk with myself.

Volt: Sure... anyway come to the H.Q.!

???: H.Q.? We don't have such thing as a H.Q.

Volt: The dumpster behind your house.

???: Oh.

Opening.

???: The dumpster. Probably the best place in this thing. I meet with my friends here, we talk stuff, do stuff and eat stuff.

Volt: Who are talking to?

???: Uh, nobody.

Volt: So anyway, did you say Locky anywhere?

???: No.

Volt: He was supposed to be here at 4:51AM.

???: What time is it now?

Volt: 4:51PM, plus one second. HE IS ONE SECOND LATE, THAT SO---

???: Whoa, no need for cussing.

Volt: *sighs*

Locky: Hey guys.

Volt: YOU ARE ONE SECOND LATE, DO YOU HOW MUCH TIME I WAITED TO YOU TO APPEAR? ONE SECOND.

Locky: I was sleeping.

Volt: FOR ONE WHOLE SECOND?

Locky: Alright... calm down. Anyway, what is the matter?

Volt: Well... I was thinking that we should play Dungeons & Dragons!

???: Did you really called me 4:30AM just to play that game?

Locky: Is that the Nightmare Realm board?

Volt: Yup.

???: ...

Locky: Can you guys wait a second here, I'm going to get my D&D Wizard toy... thingie... whatever.

Volt: HOLD IT! I already bring have them here.

???: Why one of those is using dress?

Volt: It is a manly dress.

???: Sure it is.

Locky: Can we start this?

Volt: Sure.

And so the adventure begun.

Volt: You enter a dark cave and see a monster! What you do?

???: Try to kill myself.

Volt rolls dice.

Volt: It didn't work.

???: Dang.

Locky: Attacks the monster with Firaga!

2 days later.

???: Are you guys still here?

Locky: Yes.

???: Ok, narrator you can end the episode now.

Alright. So that's it for today guys.

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