It's the seventh episode of The Super Smash Bros. Super Show!

TV Description: I'm pretty sure Kirby's still a thing.

Title Slide




(Open at the swamp. Luigi is sleeping in the rotting remains of a poison ivy bush, and Mega Man is shaking him to wake him up.)

Mega Man: Luigi. Luigi.

Luigi: (moans) Not now, mother.

Mega Man: Luigi!

Luigi: (wakes up) What! Mega Man? I wondered what happened to you.

Mega Man: Luigi, do you know where the others went? I have an urgent matter to discuss with them!

Luigi: They went to the arena down there. What's going on?

Mega Man: The arena? Of course!

(Mega Man turns his feet into rockets and flies away.)

Luigi: Wait! Aren't you going to take me with you?

Mega Man: Sorry! Tsst! You're breaking up! Tsst!

Luigi: But we're not on a phone! And I can see you right there!

Mega Man: Well, in that case, goodbye! (speeds up)

Luigi: NOOOOOOh well. (falls back asleep)

(Mega Man flies to the arena, and seeing that the gang is nowhere to be found, soars back up into the sky.)

Mega Man: They've got to be somewhere. How do I...wait. Where's that cloud of smoke coming from?

(Cut to the middle of the woods. Mario, Sonic, Tails, Link, and Pikachu are gathered around a campfire and roasting marshmallows.)

Link: So, what's the game plan, Mario?

Mario: There was supposed to be a game plan? I thought we'd just make it up as we go!

Sonic: Hey, what happened to the marshmallows?

Pikachu: Pika?

Sonic: Yeah, the bag of marshmallows in your satchel.

Mario: You can speak its language?

Sonic: Yeah, I guess so.

(Kirby floats down from the trees with a big marshmallow stain around his mouth.)

Kirby: (happily) Poyo!

Link: Oh great, another character.

Mario: Do you have any more of those marshmallows?

(An empty bag falls onto Mario's face.)

Mario: Gluttony's one of the seven deadly sins, you know.

(Mega Man flies in from above with a map in his hand.)

Mega Man: Guys, guys! I found something that could change the course of the storyline drastically!

Tails: (eats his marshmallow) Ow! Hot! Hot!

(Tails spits out the chewed-up marshmallow, and it splatters all over Mega Man's map just as he's about to open it.)

Mega Man: Oh, darn it.

Mario: That's all right! We have plenty of time to advance the plot! You want to meet our new partners?

Mega Man: (drops the ruined map) Sure. It's not like I have anything else to do tonight.

Mario: Well, this is Link.

Link: (waves) Hello.

Mario: This is...

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Mario: Yeah. And this is...

(Kirby suddenly eats Link and adopts his hat, shield, and sword.)

Kirby: (in Link's voice) I am Kirby! Fluffy pink warrior!

Mario: Could you not do that?

Kirby: Sorry. (spits out Link)

Link: (wipes saliva off his face) Let's never speak of this again.

Sonic: (using cell phone) Too late. Already put it on Twiiter.

Tails: You had your cell phone this entire time, and you didn't tell us?

Sonic: Oh, right. Sorry about that.

Mario: This is great! Now we can contact our friends, our family! We can call a rescue team to help us!

Sonic: Nope. The battery just ran out.

Mario: Oh. Well, (video game sound effect) me!


Written by: JCM


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