It's the seventh episode of The Super Smash Bros. Super Show!
TV Description: I'm pretty sure Kirby's still a thing.
(Open at the swamp. Luigi is sleeping in the rotting remains of a poison ivy bush, and Mega Man is shaking him to wake him up.)
Mega Man: Luigi. Luigi.
Luigi: (moans) Not now, mother.
Mega Man: Luigi!
Luigi: (wakes up) What! Mega Man? I wondered what happened to you.
Mega Man: Luigi, do you know where the others went? I have an urgent matter to discuss with them!
Luigi: They went to the arena down there. What's going on?
Mega Man: The arena? Of course!
(Mega Man turns his feet into rockets and flies away.)
Luigi: Wait! Aren't you going to take me with you?
Mega Man: Sorry! Tsst! You're breaking up! Tsst!
Luigi: But we're not on a phone! And I can see you right there!
Mega Man: Well, in that case, goodbye! (speeds up)
Luigi: NOOOOOOh well. (falls back asleep)
(Mega Man flies to the arena, and seeing that the gang is nowhere to be found, soars back up into the sky.)
Mega Man: They've got to be somewhere. How do I...wait. Where's that cloud of smoke coming from?
(Cut to the middle of the woods. Mario, Sonic, Tails, Link, and Pikachu are gathered around a campfire and roasting marshmallows.)
Link: So, what's the game plan, Mario?
Mario: There was supposed to be a game plan? I thought we'd just make it up as we go!
Sonic: Hey, what happened to the marshmallows?
Sonic: Yeah, the bag of marshmallows in your satchel.
Mario: You can speak its language?
Sonic: Yeah, I guess so.
(Kirby floats down from the trees with a big marshmallow stain around his mouth.)
Kirby: (happily) Poyo!
Link: Oh great, another character.
Mario: Do you have any more of those marshmallows?
(An empty bag falls onto Mario's face.)
Mario: Gluttony's one of the seven deadly sins, you know.
(Mega Man flies in from above with a map in his hand.)
Mega Man: Guys, guys! I found something that could change the course of the storyline drastically!
Tails: (eats his marshmallow) Ow! Hot! Hot!
(Tails spits out the chewed-up marshmallow, and it splatters all over Mega Man's map just as he's about to open it.)
Mega Man: Oh, darn it.
Mario: That's all right! We have plenty of time to advance the plot! You want to meet our new partners?
Mega Man: (drops the ruined map) Sure. It's not like I have anything else to do tonight.
Mario: Well, this is Link.
Link: (waves) Hello.
Mario: This is...
Mario: Yeah. And this is...
(Kirby suddenly eats Link and adopts his hat, shield, and sword.)
Kirby: (in Link's voice) I am Kirby! Fluffy pink warrior!
Mario: Could you not do that?
Kirby: Sorry. (spits out Link)
Link: (wipes saliva off his face) Let's never speak of this again.
Sonic: (using cell phone) Too late. Already put it on Twiiter.
Tails: You had your cell phone this entire time, and you didn't tell us?
Sonic: Oh, right. Sorry about that.
Mario: This is great! Now we can contact our friends, our family! We can call a rescue team to help us!
Sonic: Nope. The battery just ran out.
Mario: Oh. Well, (video game sound effect) me!
Written by: JCM