It's the episode after the first episode of The Super Smash Bros. Super Show!
So that makes it, like, the second episode!
TV Description: The heroes finds themselves stranded in a desert, and Mario gets assistance from an unlikely newcomer. (Two-Parter)
(Open at Nowhere. Mario, Luigi, Sonic and Tails find themselves in the middle of it.)
Luigi: Has anyone ever noticed how strange it is that Nowhere is always a desert? it's extremely peculiar. Out of all the nowheres in the entire nowheresphere, you're always seeing the dry, barren, Texas nowhere.
Mario: Is that really the only thing on your mind right now?
Sonic: He does bring up a good point. Nowhere could have been a white vacuum of nothingness or the direction of Nicolas Cage's career.
Mario: Instead of wasting precious energy debating about why we're in a desert, we should be focusing on the fact that we're in a desert and we're going to die of thirst!
Tails: We're going to die of thirst? PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK!
Mario: Stop drooling on me, you freak!
Sonic: Don't call my pal a freak! You just upset him with your talk of dying. We're not going to die, Tails. The good guys never die. Come on. I know what'll ease ya.
(Sonic gives Tails a piggyback ride around the planet.)
Tails: Wow! That was fun!
Mario: You ran around the planet in twenty seconds?
Sonic: Yeah. We would've gotten back sooner, but we stopped for sushi.
Luigi: Sushi? Did you get any for us?
Sonic: What do I look like? A charity? Buy your own food!
Luigi: We're in the middle of Nowhere! How do you expect us to
Sonic: (interrupting) Look! My Rocketrunner shoes are gone! This is terrible!
Mario: Oh, do your shoes give you your super speed?
Sonic: Of course not! It's just that I'm paid big bucks by Rocketrunner to wear them in the show.
Luigi: What? I'm not even paid to appear in the show!
Sonic: That's because no one likes you. Now, come on. We have to look for my shoes before Rocketrunner becomes the wiser.
Luigi: There's no way I'm going to- (grabbed by Sonic) AAAH!
(As Sonic takes off with Luigi, Mario and Tails trek through Nowhere.)
Tails: It's a good thing they had bottled water at that sushi joint! (takes out bottled water and drinks from it)
Mario: What? You were willing to let me die of thirst?
Tails: We're not going to die. We're the good guys!
Mario: Give me that bottled water, you!
(Mario attempts to rip the bottled water out of Tails' hand, but the ensuing struggle leads to it breaking in half.)
(Mario sticks his head into the water spill, but he comes up with only a mouthful of mud.)
Mario: (swallows mud) Well, that wasn't delightful. I hope you're feeling good about yourself, you little monster.
Tails: Speaking of monsters, what's that? (points)
Mario: What's what?
(Mario turns around and screams like a little girl as a giant cactus octopus thing entangles him in its web of forestry.)
Mario: Help me! This monster has sharp stuff on him!
Tails: Don't worry! You'll be fine! You're one of the good guys!
Mario: Being a good guy doesn't make you immortal! Sonic only told you that to get you to calm down!
Tails: (shocked) What? PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK! (runs off)
Mario: Where are you going? I'm bleeding to death here! Oh... (passes out)
(Suddenly, Mega Man drops into the scene.)
Mega Man: Is this where they're doing the Marvel vs. Capcom Super Show?
Giant cactus octopus thing: No, that's the studio down the hall.
Mega Man: Okay, thanks. Hey, what are you doing with that plumber?
Giant cactus octopus thing: Just draining him of his life force to make him my eternal companion. Why?
Mega Man: That's not a very nice thing to do!
Giant cactus octopus thing: You raise a valid argument. I'll release him.
(The giant cactus octopus thing drops Mario into Mega Man's hands and drops a cup of water in after him.)
Giant cactus octopus thing: Here's a little treat to make up for it.
Mega Man: Thanks! It was nice talking you, Mr. thing.
Giant cactus octopus thing: You can call me Giant. Ta-ta! (sinks into the ground)
Mega Man: (nudges Mario) Hey, are you all right?
(Mega Man pours the cup of water on Mario, startling him to consciousness.)
Mario: I'm...alive? How? (looks up) Mega Man?
(Open as Sonic and Luigi wander a white vacuum of nothingness.)
Luigi: We're in one of those Nowheres I mentioned!
Sonic: Actually, we're in a Progressive commercial.
Sonic: An unattractive lady and a contextually pointless man tried to sell me car insurance here a few months ago. I don't need cars because I'm freaking Sonic, but they seemed like the kind of people who would know where my shoes are.
Luigi: That doesn't seem likely at all.
Sonic: Or does it?
Luigi: No, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
Sonic: Well, we should check with them, anyway. But first we need to find those aisles.
Luigi: Aisles of what? It's a car insurance commercial.
Sonic: Since when are car insurance commercials actually about car insurance, Luigi?
Luigi: Good point. Where would we find these aisles?
Sonic: I don't know. They could be anywhere in this blank void. Either a miracle or great stroke of luck will lead us to
Luigi: There they are!
Sonic: What a contrived coincidence! Let us enter, my green-shirted companion!
Luigi: Why are you talking like that?
(Sonic and Luigi walk into the aisles. Suddenly, we're at a beach house where Mega Man is drinking oil and Mario is drinking a non-alcoholic beverage from a martini glass.)
Mario: This non-alcoholic beverage is delicious, Mega Man. What do you make it from?
Mega Man: A lot of things, but most definitely not alcohol, because alcohol is a dangerous drug!
Mario: I can affirm that sentiment!
(Mario and Mega Man laugh at something apparently funny that happened.)
Mario: So, Mega Man, where have you been all these years?
Mega Man: Um, Mario...
Mega Man: My name's not Mega Man anymore.
Mega Man: I changed it back to my given name, Rockman, in protest of the gross Americanization of Japanese culture.
Mario: I don't understand several of the words you just said.
Rockman: Well, don't worry. I'll try to break it down to you and our audience in the simplest way possible.
Mario: Wow! Look at how your name just changed like that!
Rockman: Why do I feel like I'm being ignored?
Hello Kitty: Hey, Mega Man! It's me! Hello Kitty!
Rockman: Mario, don't do that. You're going to confuse people.
Goku: Guess who I am now? KAME...HAME...HA!
Rockman: Dang it, Mario! I'm trying to inform you of a pressing matter affecting all of us!
Bo-bobobobo Bo-bobobo: Did I get the amount of "bo"s right?
Rockman: No! Now stop interfering with the script. This is serious business.
Mario: (sad) Okay.
Rockman: Good. Because I have so many things I want to tell this ignorant world!
(Sonic and Luigi walk into the beach house.)
Rockman: Where did you two come from?
Luigi: Hey, bro. Who's the robot?
Mario: He's my old friend Mega Man.
Rockman: Rockman, goshdarnit!
Mario: I wonder where Tails is.
Luigi: He's not here? We should go on a cross-country adventure to find our missing friend! Coming, blue guy?
Sonic: You betcha! Now that I have my shoes through unexplained circumstances, I'm ready to do anything!
Luigi: Coming, other blue guy?
Mega Man: (groans) Why not? It's not like I have anywhere else I need to be.
(Cut to The Mavel vs. Capcom Super Show!)
Spiderman: You may have me trapped, Dr. Doom, but you never took into account my secret weapon. Enter Mega Man! (pauses) Mega Man?
(Dr. Doom destroys Spiderman.)
Written by: JCM
Title slide: Mega Man 1 chosen theme
Part 1 music: Mega Man II title music
Part 2 music: Super Smash Bros. winner music