Narrator: "Here we go again! Back to the Smash Show! Back on the Halberd, we still look for answers."
Fox: "Mario! We're never going to get in! We need the key!"
Mario: "I sent Kirby off a few hours ago to look for the key. He should be back by now!"
Fox: "Oh, I hope he didn't get lost!"
(As Mario & Fox strugle to open the door without a key, Kirby comes back with a cupcake.)
Fox: "Kirby! Where'd you get that?!?!?
Kirby: "Cake cake shop."
Mario: "Did you find anything else? Please say yes! PLEASE! PLEASE!"
Kirby: "No no."
Fox: "Oh. This is useless!"
Mario: "I'm off to find the key!"
Fox: "Don't go to the Cupcake Shop like Kirby did!"
Narrator: "Well, Mario goes off to find the key, and we go off to find the castle!"
(The scecne switches to a castle setting, where Marth & Ike are standing gaurd.)
Ike: "This is boring! When will we get some action? I want to fight some evil guys off!"
Marth: "Well, lifes not fair, isn't it? I didn't get any Chocolate-And-Strawberry Cupcakes from that Cupcake Shop, when you got two!"
(As the two argue, the Halberd flies over the castle, and starts a battle.)
Ike: 'Whoa! What's that?!?"
Marth: "The action you were looking for! Prepare for battle!"
(As a battle starts, Mario finds a key to the door. But it starts sliding of the edge.)
Mario: "Ah! The key! Wait. Get back here!"
Fox: "The key! Kirby! Grab it!"
Kirby: "K, k. Kwaya!"
Mario: "Kirby! You kicked it off the edge!"
(The key falls off the Halberd, but lands on Ike's head, hurting him bad. Marth picks it up.)
Marth: "Hu? Whats this? A key! It must lead to the controll center of that ship! Ike, come on!"
Ike: "Just a sec, ma!"
Fox: On the count of three, we jump off the edge, and look for the key. One. Two...
Kirby: "Three! Yea!"
Fox: "Wait! Kirby!"
(As the three jump overboard to find the key, Ike & Marth come onboard with the key. They open the door, and run in to find none other than Meta Knight.)
Meta Knight: "Well, well, well. Look who we have here. Two useless knights with swords! Lets finish you two off!"
(They start to battle, but seem to find no weakpoint. After a looooooooooong time, they start hearing someone sing a Gibberish Song. Kirby, Mario and Fox walk in. Kirby trips on a wire, and the Halberd crashes into a mountain. Kirby, Ike, Mario and Fox jump of in time, but Marth and Meta Knight fall with the rest of the ship.)
Mario: "You think they'll be ok?"
Ike: "I hope so. Marth was my best friend. He was like the brother I never had."
Kirby: "Bey, bey Meta."
Fox: "Guys, I hate to disrupt but, look!"
(All four heroes turn around to see a cave. A flash of rainbow light is inside. They feel ancient magic.)
Ike: "Master Hand? I thought he was gone! Locked in the Golden Temple!"
Fox: "Yup. Can't wait to see what horrors he'll bring us this time."
Mario: "The End of Time itself probbley."
Narrator: "What will happen as they encounter this problem? Will time realy end? Or is it another villian behind this? Tune in next time on The Super Smash Bros. Show!"