A Mario to the Past
EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Blu RayTM Johnson
[Luigi goes into Mario's room]
Luigi: Wake up, Mario.
Luigi: Wake up, Mario.
Luigi: ... (grabs a hammer and slams the ground with it causing a loud noise.)
Mario: OH GOD, AN EARTHQUAKE! RUN
[Mario runs away]
Luigi: That always works.
Mario: Wait, the earthquake stopped? Already? oh, phew.
Luigi: Well, I hope that you didn't forget about the princess' meeting today.
Mario: Princess what?
Luigi: Oh you know, she invited us to the castle.
Mario: Hm... what could that be?
Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
Mario: You're always hungry, aren't you?
Mario: Ok, let's-a-go.
[Mario and Luigi goes to the Peach's Castle]
Toad Guard 1: WELCOME TO PEACH'S CASTLE, MISTER MARIO AND...
Toad Guard 2: Luigi...
Toad Guard 2: RAIGI!
Mario: Thanks! Let's go Rai... I mean, Luigi.
Luigi: Is my name that hard to spell?
[Mario and Luigi enters the Throne Room]
Peach: Oh Mario, you are here!
Luigi: (I'm here too...)
Peach: So, I want to show an old friend of mine, Professor E. Gadd!
E. Gadd: Hihi.
Luigi: (He looks awfully familiar...)
E. Gadd: I'm glad to meet you again, mister Luigi.
Luigi: (How he knows me!?)
E. Gadd: Oh hi Mario, you look more different than your portrait.
Mario: Thanks... (PORTRAIT?!)
Peach: E. Gadd is a very famous scientist in the Mushroom Kingdom, he creates a bunch of creative machines, yesterday he found a very special thing.
Mario: What is it?
E. Gadd: THIS!
[E. Gadd shows a stick.]
Luigi: What? A stick?
E. Gadd: Not a regular stick.
Mario: I... don't... get... the... joke?
E. Gadd: It wasn't a joke. This stick have a special... glow.
Mario: A glowing stick! Now this will be helpful during blackouts.
E. Gadd: I... don't... get... the... joke?
Mario: It was--- eh nevermind.
E. Gadd: Anyway, this glow can affect time.
Luigi: Wait wait wait, are you saying that stick is a time travel machine?
E. Gadd: In a nutshell, yes.
Mario: Where's your proof?
E. Gadd: I can show to you, see that ugly, old apple?
Luigi: It looks tasty.
Mario: I see, what is your point.
E. Gadd: Now, if you put the stick on this machine [puts the stick on the machine] and the apple on the other side of the machine [puts the apple on the machine] and press this big, glowing button on the middle [press the button] [the machine starts to work]
[30 seconds later]
E. Gadd: Done.
Mario: That was fast.
Luigi: zzz... [snap] Oh, did I miss something.
E. Gadd: Here it is! The apple! The apple is back to the normal form, red, tasty apple.
Luigi: [Looking at the apple] (That red, tasty, glowing apple...)
[Luigi runs, gets the apple and bite it]
E. Gadd: DON'T BITE IT... too late...
Mario: Where did Luigi go!?
E. Gadd: He traveled to the past.
Mario: Wait, Luigi is on the past!?!?!
E. Gadd: Pretty much.
Mario: Oh my goodness! I need save my brother!
E. Gadd: Well, if you want, you can bite the apple and that you leave you to the past, but ther---
[Mario bites the apple and disappears]
E. Gadd: Oh god...
Peach: Is there anyway to make them return to the present?
E. Gadd: If I find a way to revert the machine, I will be able to make them return to the present.
Mario: Where am I?
[Mario looks at the village.]
Mario: Well, this place looks kinda... old.
[Someone starts to yelling]
Mario: Looks like someone is in trouble...
[Mario starts to run in the direction of the yelling]
Mario: What the...? A castle?
???: Y-- ON-- NEE--- T- F---- T-- L-N- -F T-U-TH!!
Mario: Well, the person is truly mad, but I can't hear what they are trying to say, let me see if they let me enter into the castle.
[Mario approaches the door]
Odd Guard: STOP RIGHT HERE.
Odd Guard: WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE?
Mario: My name is... Giybrosh Phripwrod, I'm a mighty plumber.
Odd Guard: Giybrosh? I don't remember the princess talking about any Giybrosh, get out of here!
[Odd Guard throws Mario on the river]
[Mario gets out the river]
Mario: Oh my... this will be hard...
???: HELP MEEEEEEE
Mario: That voice... LUIGI!? It is coming from the castle! I need to save him!
[Part 1 ends here]
Mario: I need find a way to sneak up on the castle... wait a sec, what is this? [Mario finds a Stal Suit], Stal Suit? I wonder what that is. [Mario puts the Stal Suit]
???: HEY YOU!
???: What you are doing here?
Mario: Well, excusssssssssse me, mister.
???: Haha, very funny, one more joke and will be thrown at the dungeon.
Mario: Who are you?
???: Oh great, another rookie, my name is General Taleo, the leader of the Stal's.
Mario: Oh yea, sorry Taleo.
Taleo: So, who are you?
Mario: Nairu, Sipa Nairu.
Taleo: Nairu, huh? Hm. You know the mission, let's go.
Mario: (Oh boy I'm trouble).
[Mario, Taleo and the other Stals goes to the Princess Castle]
Taleo: Be careful and silent, we need enter the castle without the Odd Guard see us.
[The Stals and Mario enters the castle]
Odd Guard: HUH? DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
Scared Guard: N-N-N-N-N-Nooo....
Odd Guard: GOOD!
[The Stals and Mario goes to the top of the castle.]
Taleo: At last, Princess Zerilda.
Green Boy: I was distracted.
Zerilda: BY WHAT?!
Mario: (She looks very calm...)
Taleo: PRINCESS, WE ARE HERE TO KILL YOU AND THE CLAIM THE KINGDOM OF MUSHRYULE.
Zerilda: SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'--- (faints)
Green Boy: Thank, Pari.
Pari: You are welcome, Lignk.
Lignk: The princess is now sleeping, let's fight!
Taleo: Here is the deal, Lignk, give me the princess to she been trapped on the dungeon and we claim the kingdon and turn you into the prince of the Kingdom or you fight against us, die and we claim the kingdon anyway.
Lignk: Hehe [starts cloning himself], LET'S BATTLE!
[Lignk and his clones and the Stal army starts a battle, Mario runs away]
Mario: Phew, I managed to escape alive. [Removes the Stal Suit].
[Mario see Luigi eating a buffet on the dinner room of the castle]
Mario: Luigi!? What you are doing here?
Luigi: Eating a lotsa spagetti!
Mario: Nothing, let's go! We need go back to the present!
???: STOP RIGHT HERE!
Mario: Who is?
E. Gadd: It is me, E. Gadd.
Mario: Did you find a way to return to the present?
E. Gadd: Yes.
E. Gadd: Lignk, Luigi's predecessor, will be killed on this battle due your interference in the past.
E. Gadd: However, there's a way to stop this, you need defeat the Stalos before they kill Lignk.
Mario: How many time we have to do this?
E. Gadd: Fourtee---
Mario: FOURTEEN SECONDS, LET'S GO LUIGI
E. Gadd: (I was going to say fourteen minutes and two seconds...)
[Mario and Luigi return to the top of the castle]
Mario: Let's a go.
[Mario and Luigi starts to attack the Stalos]
[Taleo notices it]
Taleo: What the---
Mario: Here I am Taleo, your worst nightmare!
Taleo: OH NO! YOU CAN'T BE!
Mario: Yes I a---
Taleo: ARE YOU A GIANT WAFFLE WITH TWO KATANAS AND EVIL RED EYES!?
Mario: No, I am a mig---
[Lignk stabs Taleo from behind]
Mario: Is this Big NO really necessary?
Luigi: Yes it is! It puts more drama on the death!
Mario: Allright. We did it.
Lignk: Thank you two for saving my life.
Luigi: No problem!
Mario: No problem! Too...
Lignk: May I ask yours names?
Luigi: My name is Luigi.
Lignk: Luigi? That is a cute name.
Luigi: Thanks. :}
[A portal opens]
Mario: Well, we need to go, bye Lignk.
Lignk: Bye Red Luigi.
Luigi: Bye Lignk!
Lignk: Bye Luigi.
[Mario and Luigi enters the portal and return to the present]
Peach: Mario! You are back!
Mario: I'm a mighty plumber, Princess!
Peach: Oh Mario! (kisses Mario)
Mario: Thanks... :]
Luigi: (I'm standing right here).
E. Gadd: Thank goodness, you two still alive.
Luigi: Well, we are. It was a World of Warcraft.
E. Gadd: Ok, why you made a reference?
Luigi: Well, I was trying to be funny... to have a chance to appears in TVTropes.
E. Gadd: Stop with the references please, nobody likes references anymore.
Mario: This whole episode was a reference t----
E. Gadd: STOP RIGHT NOW.
Peach: Well I made a cake! So let's celebrate the Mario's return to the present!
[Meanwhile in the past...]
???: King Lidnk!
Lidnk: What is it?
???: Here, your son...
Lidnk: Aw... he looks so cute... I'm gonna name it, Luigi... , no no no, it is a clichê name, well he is gonna be called Link.
???: That is a good name.
Mario: DO THE MARIO!
E. Gadd: What I said about references?
[Credits continues to roll]