“Oh, yeah. Hi. Yeah, well, there are many game series nowadays, y'know. In particular, one series that stands out in my mind is That One Series With a Long and Uninteresting Name That I Do Not Wish to Remember. It enjoy it very much because it is very uninteresting and utterly dull. One of the things I wish to remember about this series is that it is utterly dull and very uninteresting. Oh, did I mention that it is utterly uninteresting and very dull? Anyways, I should stop being so redundant and I should stop saying things over and over again. Anyways, I should stop being so redundant and I should stop saying things over and over again. Oh yeah, this series is absolutely exciting. I mean, it's about... stuff, and those people who have quite a bit of interesting times. I mean, how could that not be completely divertido, man? Seriously, who wouldn't want a series about multiple stories only loosely connected by recurring characters? This guy may get a lot of praise, but really, without me in it, it would probably suck, meaning it would be having a large quantity of boring-ness. Honestly, I'm really quite grand. I am the key to the success of the series in general. In fact, most of the games without me in them are really boring. Well, not really, but they would be better if I was in them. Sooner or later a game is gonna flop, y'know, and that's because I'm not going to be in it. Those guys are really skating on thin ice.Sooner or later they are going to regret it just because they can't pay attention to my ideas to improve the series. For example, I had this great idea for being the main villain of Fissure, but they were like "noooo!" Another great I had was to be in Tragedy, and it took like six hours to convince them to let me in. I really don't know why they were so reluctant. The only explanation they gave was that I would break character and ruin the game because I have a short attention span. Pfft, short attention span, yeah right, I remember one of times I saved the day with my paying-attention-to-detail-ness, it was when—whoa! Did you just see that? That was amazing! It's totally and utterly—oh, you didn't see it. Well, let me describe it to you, it was... well... You kinda have to see it yourself, sorry. I wasn't really paying that much attention to it, you see. Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yes, I was in the middle of saying how great I—oh, here comes that man, so I should probably leave now. Hmm, where is that "save page" button? Oh, here it—”