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Swagstor Koopa, Super Mario Bros & Gorillaz: Rage Against The Machine

Swagstor Koopa
none currently for yo' sorry ass
Full Name Pimp Swagstor Koopa
Current Age  ??
Date of Birth  ??
Zodiac Sign Scorpion
Gender Male
Species Koopa
Location Mushroom Mackdaddydom
Current Status Swaggin' it downtown with his boyz
Class Koopalin'
Koopa Troop
Family and Relations
Bowser (father),Clawdia Koopa(mother) Koopalings (siblings)
Main Weapon(s) Wand
Vulnerable To stomp
First Appearance Super Mario Bros. 3

Swagstor Koopa is one of tha many fanonical Koopalings, n' tha youngest of dem all fo' realz. Accordin ta Mario Kart Underghetto promotionizzle material n' his Supa Smash Bros. Assembizzle trophy, Swagsor is tha leader of tha Koopalings. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude is da most thugged-out agile of all Koopalings yo. Dude is one of da most thugged-out ghettofab of tha Fanon Koopalings, n' shares a threatenin rivalry wit Ludwig.


Like what tha fuck he looked like, he is rough n' strong yo, but also smart-ass n' serious, unlike Roy Koopa or Morton Koopa Jr. Dude dislikes unwanted chattings n' prefer ta leap onto actions when necessary yo. Dude also straight-up faithful, espeacilly toward Bowser n' tha latta onez son. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Multiple playas like fuckin troopmates found his ass strange yo, but cool. When bein on a funky-ass berserk fury, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass become unstable n' unleashed fiapowa anywhere.


Supa Mario Rap-A-Long

Swagstor made his fuckin lil' debut up in tha Supa Mario Rap-A-Long! Series up in Supa Mario Rap-A-Long where da thug was a unlockable characta ta unlock his ass you had ta rap Slim Dusty "A Pub wit No Beer" at least once n' complete rap mode at least twice.

Helpin Mario

In Supa Koopa Mario!, Swagstor hit dat shiznit at a portal store called Palm Portals fo' realz. As Mario be a Koopa, Swagstor drops some lyrics ta Mario ta sound tha alarm, as baddies is harrasin tha store.

Supa Mario n' tha Glowin Diamond

Swagstor Koopa reappeared along wit tha rest of tha Koopalings up in Supa Mario n' tha Glowin Diamond. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat punk up in charge of Ghetto 7: Cloud Castle Courtyard. In battle, Swagstor would toss balls, similar ta Iggy Koopa yo, but he may toss mo' of dem up in a row. To make mattas worse, Podoboos is ghon be jumpin up in tha left, right n' middle. Otherwise, tha battle is tha same fo' realz. Afta Swagstor Koopa is defeated, tha key ta Ghetto 8: Bowserz Volcano is ghon be revealed.

Fightin alongside Bowser n' Ganondorf

in Da Legend of: Da Supa Mario Bros. Swagstor was tha last koopalin up in encountered n' he along wit tha rest of his siblings is fought again n' again n' again together afta dat his schmoooove ass can be peeped again n' again n' again up in tha villians cafe was his schmoooove ass could be interacted wit n' fought again n' again n' again as nuff time as you want

Mario: Ghetto of Art

Swagstor appears, once again, as a funky-ass boss up in Mario: Ghetto of Art yo. Dude is tha second boss up in tha game, up in Orange Opals. In his wild lil' fight, Swagstor will jump round whole blastin magic bolts from his sceptre. In tha second phase of fight, da thug will jump on ta a eel n' will fight Mario while ridin dat shit. Da secret ta fightin it is ta blast fireballs tha fuck into tha eelz grill via tha Fire Flower, which will spawn randomly from tha sidez of tha arena, n' ta jump on his ass while tha eel is distracted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time yo. Dude holdz tha Orange Color Chrome.

Newer Supa Mario Bros U

Swagstor Koopa reappears up in Newer Supa Mario Bros U. Dat punk charge tha ghetto 4: Banana Beach, thus he'll be tha fourth Koopalin ta be fought. In battle, he goin ta bust a freshly smoked up weapon, a magic tennis racket, via of wich he'll throw some urchins ta tha playa n' shiznit fo' realz. As every last muthafuckin times, 3 hits ta tha headz is enough ta beat dis boss.

Unlike tha other Koopalings, he gonna git a submarine, rather than a airship. This submarine is however airship-shaped, wit Swagstorz grill on tha bow, just like ta his thugged-out airshizzle up in NSMBU n' tha other Koopalings' airshizzle up in tha same game n' up in Newer SMBU.

Supa Mario n' tha 8 Elemenstrual Crystals

Swagstor Koopa reappears up in dis game as tha boss of Swagstorz Slippy Slope Castle up in Ghetto 5: Glacier Pass.

Supa Mario Bros.: Fury Combined dawwwg!

Swagstor Koopa appears up in dis game as tha boss of Ghetto 1: Flower Juice Plains. Like tha other Koopalings, he is fought twice up in his ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.



Though dat he knows dat he n' tha others Koopalings is not real childz of Bowser, da perved-out muthafucka still respect his ass since he might afraid ta be bashed if da ruffneck don't. Bowser was surprised upon seein his thugged-out phat agilitizzle yo, but he is even mo' surprised bout his thugged-out lil' juice n' immune of fiapowa. Da Koopa Mackdaddy often uses his ass ta make works bout fiapowa, n' Swagstor will do it even if it not pleases his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude respects Bowser as a gangbangin' daddy figure.

Bowser Jr.

Just like his wild lil' father, Bowser Jr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. was surprised bout Swagstorz agilitizzle n' fiapowa yo, but worried bout tha latterz one possible berserk, he prefer ta threat his ass wit respect, unlike other Koopalings up in most time yo. Dude also tend ta stop Ludwig n' his thugged-out arrogence before thangs gets worse fo' realz. Swagstor consider his ass a real dawg, n' both crew up once up in New Supa Mario Bros. 6: Da Great Journey (presumaly against Ludwig).