• Colonel: "Snake, you know who that is?"
  • Snake: "You're kidding, right? It's Mario."
  • Colonel: "Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous."
  • Snake: "Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle, huh."
  • Colonel: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Snake. Now get out there and show him what you're made of. No regrets."
  • Snake: "Got it."

Princess Peach

  • Snake: "Mei Ling, tell me what you know about Peach."
  • Mei Ling: "Princess Peach is the beloved ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She's been kidnapped numerous times by Bowser."
  • Snake: "Sounds pretty serious."
  • Mei Ling: "Yes, but every time it happens, Mario ends up saving her. Sure, he may not look like your ideal 'knight in shining armor'. A little on the short side, I'd say... But still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean, to have a guy who's always there for you?"
  • Snake: "If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped."
  • Mei Ling: "...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?"

King Boo

  • Octacon: "Careful, Snake! That's King Boo you're fighting!"
  • Snake: "You mean the giant marshmallow in the crown?"
  • Octacon: "You better hope he didn't hear that. King Boo is a ghost, Snake! And he's the leader of the Boos."
  • Snake: "A ghost, huh? Give me something new. How'd he die?"
  • Octacon: "Nobody knows, but he loves the play tricks on people, as in, sending out that a person has won a mansion in a contest they haven't even entered."
  • Snake: "Wow, that's evil."


  • Snake: "Mei Ling, who's this girl?"
  • Mei Ling: "That's funny, it says she's Princess Zelda."
  • Snake: "Zelda? Are you sure it's not a mistake?"
  • Mei Ling: "No, I'm pretty sure. Wait, you know how Zelda transformed into Sheik, right?"
  • Snake: "Yeah?"
  • Mei Ling: "So maybe this is another transformation of her."
  • Snake: "Maybe, but I haven't seen any sign of Zelda from her. She doesn't even use magic like Zelda."
  • Mei Ling: "You might want to report us any information you can get us on this girl, Snake."
  • Snake: "Roger that."

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