This is a joke article, possibly made to make fun of Super Smash Bros. Understand that it is not supposed to be taken seriously.
Super Safety Bros. Gentle is much like Mario Kart Safety except in smash bros. Super Smash Bros. Safety was not made by peta this time but made by Safe2Tell to help stop bullying. They were originally were gonna make a safe version of GTA but came to conclusion that Super Smash Bros. was much more violent. This game is for the Wii.
No attacks are allowed
No dangerous items
No final smash
You have to be nice to the people in the game. You can give them items as gifts, too.
A - Handshake
B - Hug
X,Y,Up,Control stick - Skip, Not jump (you could get hurt that way!)
Z or R+A - Give a gift
Mario - He has dangerous fire
Luigi - He can fall over if he keeps standing that way!