|Star Eds 64|
- A Word of Warning: "This page is one of my earliest works on fanon and it may seem off or just plain stupid. Please note that in my days of Ed, Edd n Eddy Fanon, weird and stupid crossovers were the norm on the wiki and I wanted to have my own part in it. As a result, if this article seems inane, stupid, delete-worthy or whatever, that is true and I am merely trying to redo it so it looks better than the original (in coding, anyways).
(Parentheses indicate Author's Note)
It went very well in the cul-de-sac for the time. That was at least until the crazed Jonny decided to wipe out half the life (HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED) in the area. As a result, the ever loud-mouthed General Sarah banished him to the far side of the town. (Yeah, it even has the same plot and everything).
After this, Sarah noticed strange activity coming from there. So she sent the Star Eds team to investigate, consisting of Edna, Eddy's older Brother, and Ed's Dad. When they went there, Eddy's Bro (traitorous, money-loving weasel that he is) stabbed his team in the back and turned them over to Jonny.
Edna barely got away alive to report to Ed his dad's fate.
Now it's the current day. Ed leads a new team of Star Eds to combat Jonny once again and save the cul-de-sac (Now doesn't this look familiar?).
(Funny how a inane crossover can be so much like the original)
|Name||Cast Parralel||Voice Actor||Biology|
|Ed (Eduardo)||Fox McCloud||Matt Hill||
Orphaned when Eddy's Brother betrayed the original Star Eds team in hopes of getting paid more money, Ed grew up deciding to carry on his father's memory by assembling his own Star Eds team, but with more people to back him up.
Being strong, but not too fast, Ed's weapon systems and shielding are astronomical, but he's lacking somewhat in speed.
|Double D (Eddward)||Peppy Hare (mixed with Falco Lombardi)||Samuel Vincent|
|Eddy (Edwin)||Falco Lombardi||Tony Sampson|
|Edna||Slippy Toad (mixed with Peppy Hare)||Tara Strong|
|Triple D (Project DX)||None||Troy Baker|
|R.O.L.F. 64 [NPC]||R.O.B. 64||Peter Kalamis|
|General Sarah [NPC]||General Pepper||Janyse Jaud|
|Kevin [NPC]||Bill Grey||Kathleen Barr|
|Nazz [NPC]||Katt Monroe||Jenn Forgie|
|Jonny 2x4 [NPC]||Andross||David Paul Grove|
|Lee Kanker [NPC]||Wolf O'Donnel||Janyse Jaud|
|Marie Kanker [NPC]||Leon Powalski||Kathleen Barr|
|May Kanker [NPC]||None||Erin Fitzgerald|
|Eddy's Brother [NPC]||Pigma Dengar||Terry Klassen|
|Plank [NPC]||Andrew Oikonny||Rick D. Wasserman|
|Bebe Kanker (the Kanker's mother) [NPC]||None||E. G. Daily|
|The Old House||Fichina/Fortuna|
|The Woods||Sector X|
End-Game: The Robot's Rampage
After completing all the planets in-game, a brand new reward is unlocked. Turns out Double D's secret project (that is alluded to several times in the story) was this baby: a giant robotic Mechanoid made from the alternate vehicles ingame. Codenamed Kiryu (the Eds make various fourth-wall breaks throughout the story; it's quite possible they got the name from the movie Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla), this massive machine is capable of wiping out legions. The awesome mechanoid is available exclusively for this mode, where (driving this massive machine) you must progress throughout all the planets ingame with only Kiryu on your team; and guess what: he can't heal inbetween missions, meaning if you take damage on the last mission, it will remain for the next.
Obviously the massive robot isn't defenseless in its mission. Kiryu is equipped with several weapons useable through various button-presses.
|Scattershot||This powerful flurry can shoot 10 normal shots at once, but with a slow rate of fire.|
|Homing Smart Bombs||Like normal Smart Bombs, these weapons are limited, but can home in on any large enemy group.|
|Seeker Harpoons||Only useable on Aquas (in place of the Homing Smart Bombs), they lack the traditional accuracy of traditional bombs, but can seek out multiple targets and pierce through the first.|
|Phoenix Dash||A powerful dash attack, this usually drains the Boost Meter when ended, but the added bonus is that any normal enemy unit caught in the way will get destroyed.|
|Paddleclaws||These mighty claws are good for slashing your way through obstacles like Meteo's rocks and Macbeth's train cars; due to their implementation in swimming, they can't be used in Aquas and Zoness.|
These special abilities can be used in various ways, either to evade enemy attacks or crush them like bugs