THIS IS THE FIRST CHAPTER OF A NEW POKEMON FANFIC BY SWAGBURGERS! DO NOT EDIT WITHOUT PERMISSION!
Chapter 1: Origins
I first open my eyes into the world. The look on the trainer's face was just a mask to his cruel personality. I was then traumatized after 15 seconds of living. He nicknamed me "Useless", stuffed me in a Pokeball, and put me in Wonder trade. I was traded back and forth for an entire hour. During this hour, I pondered on a few questions: What is happening? When will I get out of the tiny ball? Why am I here? At the end of that hour, I finally found someone who wanted me... or so I thought. I only got to look at him for about 5 seconds until I went somewhere else, which I think may have been a PC box.
The next month of my life was very dull and depressing... And this is where our story starts.
I learned to tolerate boredom very easily by taking constant naps. Using the words I heard people in the Saffron City Pokemon center, I taught myself how to speak, despite not knowing what anything meant. Occasionally I screamed out "Piiiiii-chuuuuuuuu!" to get attention, but it was no use: the sound went nowhere. But eventually, something happened. The trainer took me out! I couldn't believe he was going to use me! But I was wrong... He released me.
I had lost total respect for trainers at this point. Wondering what to do with my life, I ran off into the wild, avoiding any trainers on the way...