This is Spark01's original version of episode 22
The next morning, the Fanon Vacationers woke up to the fire alarm.
Ybrik: Ughhhhh... Ella you %$^&@ turn off your %#$*ing alarm clock... It's not even 6:00 yet.
Ella: Uh... that's the fire alarm.
Karma: WHAT!? A FIRE!? HOW CAN THERE BE A FIRE THIS EARLY!?
Ella: Well, that's the thing... we don't know. There's no obvious source, and Pi suspects arson.
Karma: ...You mean a villain did it? NO VILLAINS ON VACATION!
3.14: Last night I noticed that Baby Clyde was gone... Maybe he did it?
4.13: Pah, idiot. Babies don't set hotels on fire.
Ybrik: Hey, 4.13. Shut up. You're his evil twin... Pi is better than you!
Player: And YOU are a lame rip-off of Kirby.
Ybrik: Not my fault!
3.14: Um.... what?
4.13: See!? 3.14 is an idiot! He doesn't understand what we're talking about.
Ybrik: I don't understand YOUR FACE! Ooh. Dissed.
3.14: Tee hee hee
Karma: I SAID QUIET!
Karma: Stop acting like a bunch of 3-year olds. This is serious, guys. Baby Clyde is missing and we're locked inside a burning hotel.
Ella: She's right. Argue all you want, but do it after we escape. Unless you want to burn to death?
4.13: Fine, whatever.
3.14: Where is everyone else?
Ella: Presumably in the other side of the hotel, locked inside like us.
Mick Cool: Toadtool! Yoshbert! You two put out the fire. McBoo? Check on the others. Help them escape if they haven't already. The rest of you, work on knocking down the door.
McBoo: Fine. *floats through the wall*
Toadtool & Yoshbert: Yessir!
Timer: Great, we might actually have a chance of escape!
Fire Master: I doubt it.
Timer: Aren't you optimistic? Hey, maybe YOU did this!
Toadtool & Yoshbert: Yeah, it's your fault!
Fire master: What? No, I didn't...
Timer: Well, your name is FIRE Master
Mick: Gah, no one here seems to have common sense...
WILL EVERYONE DIE?
WILL 4.13 STOP CALLING PEOPLE IDIOTS?
WILL PJ DELETE THIS OR MAKE ME REWRITE IT?
Find out in the next episode of this lame Fandemonium rip-off!