|Main Weapon(s)||Door handle|
|Ability/ies||Invisibility (formerly), Desirability (formerly, while on ecstacy), Power Immunity, One-Way Time Travel, Foresight|
|The Community Centre|
|Family and Relations|
|Unnamed sister, Sally (ex-girlfriend), Jessica (ex-girlfriend), Alisha (girlfriend)|
|Superhoodie, Barry, Conti, Melon Fucker, The Invisible Cunt, the Pussy-Meister|
Simon is a shy Community Service Worker, who was fined for attempted arson after being bullied and put on community service. After the storm, Simon developed the power of Invisibility.
Simon appears as an unlockable playable fighter in Super Fighting World.
Simon appears as a standard character in Wertham Warfare alongside the four other members of the ASBO Five and Rudy.