Scotland Kills England: Rise of Canada

Scotland Kills England: Rise of Canada will be a game made by Lame Games. It tells the story of a heroic yoshi who decides one day that he hates every country in the world except Scotland, and therefore sets off to destroy Canada.

Modes

There are three modes:

1. Bloody Massacre Mode - In which you invade England and slaughter schoolchildren
2. Duel Mode - In which you fight the British Prime Minister
3. PvP Mode - In which you fight other players

Characters

There will be 5 playable characters.

Scotland

• "The Guy With His Name In Quotation Marks"
• Tom "My Middle Name is In Quotation Marks" Richmond
• "Why Do All My Friends Have Quotation Marks" MacTavish
• Baby "Guy With His Name In Quotation Marks""
• Phil "Macarena" McEvan
• "Fredrick The Giant Orange Refridgerator"
  • The Army For Killing England

England

• Evil English Strawman
• Other English Strawman

Weapons

Guns

Shotguns

• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun

Pistols

• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun
• generic gun

Rifles

gun gun gun

Snipers

• Kid With Gun

Other

• Nuke 4 Killing England With, Also Canada

Locations

• England
• Canada
• Scotland

Releasing

Lame Games are well known in Britain. They are set to release the game there first, despite the fact that the entire game revolves around destroying that country

Age Ratings

This is Lame Games first, and so far only, 18 rated game. It was originally going to be made for younger adults, but according to the creators, "We hated England and Canada so much that we wanted to let plays mutilate and desecrate the bodies of innocent civilians."

Quotes

"The Guy With His Name In Quotation Marks"

“I'm so heroic that I kill innocents every day!”

— "The Guy With His Name In Quotation Marks"

"Why Do All My Friends Have Quotation Marks" MacTavish

“ENGLANDFHSFHSFADFHAFDIE”

— "Why Do All My Friends Have Quotation Marks" MacTavish

Other English Strawman

“I'm so evil, I haven't even done anything wrong yet!”

— Other English Strawman

Trivia

• "Why Do All My Friends Have Quotation Marks" was killed in Call of Duty 26: Modern Warfare 99, but was turned into a zombie by Tartan Army members.
• "The Guy With His Name In Quotation Marks" has his name in frigging quotation marks.

Squeals

Flame Games confirm that they will make lots of squeals to this game.

Scotland Kills England: Rise of Canada
Developer	Lame Games
Publisher	Lame Games
Released	14th May 2010 15th May 2010 13th May 2010 13th May 2010 16th May 2010
Genre	Horror Thriller England-Killing Third-person shooter
Ratings
Platforms	Wii Nintendo DS Lame Bomb
Input	Wii Remote Nunchuck Classic Controller GameCube Controller Wii Zapper Stylus Bomb-mote Bomb-Gun
Music By	"Killing England" by LuvSportz, "Scotland > England" by Tartan Army Band, "Scotland Will Destroy England And Kill Everyone Inside Because Of Sports" by NoLife
Number of Players	1, 2, 3 or 4
Games Series	Lame (series)