King Dedede: I need a Pokemon to clobber that Kirby
???: That's what we do best at NME
Waddle Dee: You better give it with a money back guarantee
Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby
Saving the day
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby
He's here to stay
Don't be fooled by his size you won't believe you eyes
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one
Kirby and Pokemon, yeah
(Episode's Title arrives)
Tiff (voice): Rock Star Kirby
Kirby: I am a super star I am.
Tuff: Oh, I see.
Kirby: Mark my words, I'll get you sooner or later.
Tuff: Yeah, whatever...
Tiff: Guys, fighting will get you nowhere.
Kirby: Why not?
Tuff: Yeah, even though were're all Pokemon Trainers, you don't need to act lik a smarty pants.
Tiff: Oh yeah, try being smart for a week.
Kirby: Look, it's the Halberd.
Tiff: Ah man, what does he want this time?
Tuff: Yeah, he's always asking for help...
Kirby: I bet on it.
(On the Halberd)
Meta Knight: Well Pidgey, this is the day we show Kirby who's boss.
Pidgey: Yes, Sir Meta Knight.
Meta Knight: And Kirby will admit that I'm the greatest warrior in Dream Land.
(Back on the ground)
Kirby: Time to rock out, Kakuna.
Kakuna: Bad pun.
Kirby: I know those are bad puns indeed.
???: Training your cocoon pokemon eh, Kirby?
Kirby: Oh shrimp, it's Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: My Pidgey and I will beat you puny Kakuna.
Kirby: Oh yeah?
Meta Knight: Yeah.
Tiff: Kirby, a battle against Meta Knight is dangerous.
Tuff: Yeah, How can you win?
Kirby: Easy guys.
Meta Knight: Let this be a wonderful battle.
Kirby: Charmander, I choose you!
(Charmander comes out of the Pokeball)
Charmander: Prepare to lose.
Meta Knight: Oh yeah? Pidgey go!
(Pidgey jumps off Meta Knight's shoulder)
Pidgey: I sholdn't disobey Sir Meta Knight.
Tuff: Pidgey and Charmander. It's hard to tell who a winner is.
Tiff: Yeah Tuff, I want to see what happens.
Meta Knight: Gust to start it Pidgey.
(Pidgey flies to Charmander)
Kirby: Charmander, dodge it now!
(Charmander dodges the attack and Pidgey's Gust misses.
Meta Knight: Ha, uh just luck.
Kirby: Charmander use Ember.
(Charmander breathes fire that hits Pidgey)
Meta Knight: Oh no!
Tiff: Go Kirby!
Kirby: Now tackle!
(Charmander rapidly attacks Pidgey)
Meta Knight: Pidgey get up!
Kirby: Scratch to finish this!
(Charmander gets ready to finish Pidgey but Pidgey's eyes open)
Meta Knight: Pidgey dodge it!
(Pidgey moves out of the way as the attck took place)
Meta Knight: Gust now!
(Pidgey takes Charmander into the air and he falls with massive damage and knocked out)
Meta Knight: Ha, I told you that you wouldn't win. Now Pidgey end it with Fly.
Pidgey: Yes Sir Meta Knight.
(Pidgey flies in the air and shoots down at Charmander 10 miles per hour)
Kirby: Charmander, get up! You need to!
"It looks like Meta Knight's Pidgey could end Kirby's quest in the Kanto region. Tiff and Tuff worried that their friend has lost. Has Meta Knight finally got Kirby? Or will Charmander prevail in the end. Tune in next time for the next exiciting episode of Kirby and Pokemon"