Paper Mario: Altered Dimensions/Quotes

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This article is a list of memorable quotes made by major characters in the game, Paper Mario: Altered Dimensions. They are sorted by character.

Purpla

• "Whoa, guys! Easy! Nice cloaks, by the way."
• "Hey, Mr. Mustache! Mind giving me a hand?"
• "Just jump on him or whack him with that hammer of yours."
• "Bullies!"
• "You know, I might want to go adventuring with you, Mario."
• "Just in case those guys ever come back to Dismond City, you know?"
• "Wow. So this is Goomba Grounds. It's...gren."
• "Whoa, we don't want to fight you. Just...help us kill a dragon."

Goomster

• "Y'all best be goin' back to wheres you came from."
• "Fine, then, pardner. Let's duel."
• "If y'all win, I'll help ya out on yer venture."
• "If I win, though, y'all gotta give me all yer coins. I, uh, have a few debts to pay."
• "Hmph! You won! But I still ain't helpin' low-life's like you."
• "All right, all right, varmints, I'll help!"
• "I know this Demon Cave like the back o' my...foot?"
• "Well, if it ain't the infamous Flametail at last."
• "Wowzers. I guess you two arentt as big o' wimps as I thought."

Bowser

• "Haha! Bowser's back, baby!"
• "Hmm, castle's looking great today. Nice and terrifying."
• "Haggy, calm down! Stop yelling!"
• "Whoa, some magical power diamond? Awesome!"
• "Diamond City's where it's at? Never would've guessed..."
• "Ha ha! Haggy! Come on! We've got a diamond to steal!"
• "What?! Mario beat me to it? AGAIN?!"
• "Geez, that man gets on my nerves EVERY DAY!"
• "Huh, Goomba Grounds. Wonder what we'll find here..."
• "You there! Goomba! Where's the diamond?"
• "Wow, that seems easy enough. Stupid Goombas."
• "WHAT?! You idiots are supposed to be working for me!! Not some other careless overlord!"