"ET'S DE EGGX-FAGGETOR: LAYVE!"
"Welcum' to t' Avregnes Showdow'. You weel contests in a throw the tineh peeps contest. Affermative?"
"I'm always affermative. And taller than a fat Italian-American plumber wrestling with a bike."
"Woah. You will contest in a test of breakdancing muscles. Sonic will win."