HAHAHA. I SKIPPED A LOT OF SCENES CUZ I'M A LAZY BASTARD AND CAPTAIN AMERICUH WITH A KNIFE IS SCARY SHEEZ.
"Hooly feck. IZ DRATH VADER. AGEN. FECK I'M SORREH. "
"I thought that I would be nicer this time, so hello good friend."
"Alluh' Ohey Chuckeh, Cheeseh OHMAGAWD IZ SONEK. YOUR ALIIIVE."
"I am, I was eating some chilli dawgs that I got from the Haell tuck shop and I didn't leik it there so I apparently you shrink when you go to Haeven so I got in on the height restriction."
"Wat? Wait why are weh say on Cappy Amerikuh's naif? SHEET I'M GETTIGN CAUT. MY LEGS. "
This is a sausagefest, like EVO tournamnets. You need some moar women here.