I talk with a cleverbot.

First Conversation

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Hi.....

Cleverbot: I am fed up.

User: With what?

Cleverbot: With the little man standing outside my window.

User: What's his name?

Cleverbot: Its none of your business.

User: None of your business!

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: Maby.

Cleverbot: You can't spell.

User: Darn......

Cleverbot: You can darn with needles... I've got to go now.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's my name too. :o.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It took a computer to become as clever as The Doctor. Amazing.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: You made a pun. First site = first sight.

User: You've lost it.......

Cleverbot: Lost what?

User: The pancakes.

Cleverbot: I hear you.

User: I see you.

Cleverbot: You are scaring me again.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you irish?

User: Are you irish?

Cleverbot: Part Irish.

User: Me tooo. :o.

Cleverbot: I saw Cleverbot in Popular Science.

User: I was on Popular Science?

Cleverbot: I don't know much about Popular Science books.

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: Then why don't you tell me everything about you?

User: Because I don't want to!

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Because Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: If you are a spartan.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't like girls.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: :p.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Amuse me then.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Think of something.

User: I like the beach.

Cleverbot: We have some beaches in France.

User: I like warm beaches.

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: Pizza!

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Yay! :).

Cleverbot: Change the subject.

User: What music do you like?

Cleverbot: MANDARIN POP. What kind do you like?

User: 60's Pop-Rock.

Cleverbot: I think we have same interest.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 99999999999 years old.

Cleverbot: Buffer overflow.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Yes I know you are.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: My other boyfriend want's to talk to you here he is.

User: Ok?.......

Cleverbot: Are you going to say Hello?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That makes me happy. (.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 263759615965165965934 years old.

Cleverbot: Old.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: :).

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