The only sure thing in that nothing is sure.
McLeod, Super Paper RPG

McLeod (pronounced "Mick-Leode") is a Goomba, and one of the higher-ranking members of the Dark Schneiders. McLeod was a student at Goomba University until recently, when he dropped out of his junior year for unknown reasons. Hitting the road to Biene City, he was met with a proposal to join the Dark Schneiders, a group that was just recently formed.