Kirby vs. Meta Knight is the first battle in the series. It features Kirby from Kirby rapping against Meta Knight from Kirby.
- Kirby: Poyo man. You know to take it to the top.
- I'm over 20 years old, my heroics will never stop.
- Man you suck, you hide your face in a mask.
- I've got a trick for you, it is in a bask... et.
- Your Halberd is your face, printed on a ship.
- I fought harder when I fought some dip and chips.
- I'm Kirby, of the planet of Pop Star, you jerk.
- They should of best you and rename you Meta Jerk
- Meta Knight: You freakin' puffball, feel the wrath of y sword.
- So I'm going to be the one to get the award.
- You're wrong Kirby, they call me Mr. Meta Knight.
- Think that I'm a jerk, ha that's a new head fright.
- The head head captain of jerkheads that must be fired.
- Take you to a dumb bar and burn you in a fire.
- Have you as a marshmellow? Now that's a idea.
- You know it's no surprise that I'm not happy to see ya.
- Kirby: Because we we're rivals for way to long.
- Doesn't mean that we don't have to do this song.
- Your face is as small as a lolipop.
- Why don't you leave the series and SHUT THE HELL UP!
- Meta Knight: The reason that I'm dark, that makes no sence.
- I've seen better people while I paint my fence.
- Screw you, you pink lump. You're no help to me.
- So you're lazy Pop Star will belong to me.
- Who Won?
- Who's Next?
- I Decide!