These abilities are in the game Kirby's Dreamland 4: The Return of All Evil. The abilities might be from older games, be completely new, or even "super abilities".
|Sword||Wow-ee! Look at this cool sword! I can slice ropes, food, and even enemies! Maybe I can go and save Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ga-I mean, Nightmare!|
|Beam||I love this wand. I can blast plasma out of my wand, and even use it as a whip! I would be very threatening, but I still have this lame jester hat.|
BOOM! BOOM! POW! I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POW!
I can throw these bombs, roll them on the ground like I'm bowling, and can even drop them from above!
|Fire||HOT! HOT! HOT! AH! SO SPICY! IT"S SO HOT, I CAN BREATHE FIRE! I CAN BURN BAD GUYS AND CANDLES AND EVERYTHING!|
|Arr, mateys! It be Captain Kirby here. Me has a cutlass, a hook, and a cannon to fight 'ye with.|
|Cutter||Watchatchatchow! I got this awesome hat and these sharp boomarangs and I will destroy all those bad guys!|
|Ice||I can freeze enemies into icecubes, and I can freeze water! This ability is so cool, it sends shivers down my spine. Both puns are very intended.|
|Bell||DingDong! I have these giant bells and I'm not afraid to use them! I will hit you with them! DONG!|
|Fighter||Does this bandanna make me look cool? Well it should, because it lets me shoot lasers and be even stronger. Hadouken! Hadouk-I mean, Laser Blast!|
|Wheel||Vroom! I'm so fast! I just gotta watch out for walls! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!|
|Retro *NEW!*||Beep. Beep. I am from the GameBoy. I can throw pixels. Into GameBoy Game Characters can I transform. Beep.|
Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT!
I chose rock. I crushed you.
|Hammer||Am I DeDeDe? No, but I do have a hammer. I can smash baddies with it and spin it around like a crazy maniac. WHAM!|
|Leaf||Feel the peaceful power of nature DESTROY YOU! I can even grow trees to be platforms!!|
|Needle||I'll prick my foes with a thorny stab! I might even hit people with cactuses! My pricks can even stick to walls!|
|Plasma||I don't really know what a "newb" is, but I'm told many people love this ability because of the forcefields I can create.|
|Tornado||Am I in Dreamland anymore? Well, I probably am. I can turn into a tornado and shake up the bad guys!|
|Water||Cowabunga, dude! You like surfin'? I can surf on rushing water! I can also squirt water in your face.|
|Wing||Sqack! Squak! I am a bird! I'll throw feathers and divebomb your face! TWEET!|
|Yo-Yo||Hey Yo! Got a Yo-Yo? I do! I can use it to perform some awesome moves. Not to mention destroying you.|
|SuperHero *NEW!*||What's that in the sky? It's Wing! It's Jet! No, it's Superhero Kirby! I can hover above the ground, blast you with eye lasers, and punch you hard with my super strength! Ba-Da-Da-Da!!|
Ah, I'm so.... tired.....must.... sleep....zzzzzz....
OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm such a good singer, it destroys everything on the screen!!!
|Archer||I feel like I'm in medival times! I have this bow and arrow, and I will use it on all of the bad guys!|
|Artist *NEW!*||I am such an artist! I can draw tires that roll into enemies, Waddle Dees that attack the closest enemy, make colored...blobs..maybe I'm not the best artist ever.|
|Cook||Let's see, a dash of pepper, a taste of salt, a Waddle Dee, and a little stirring, and that's how to cook a pancake!|
|Jet||I used to be afraid of air travel, but now I feel that I can conquer my fears, and attck enemies as well.|
|Yarn *NEW!*||Straight from Kirby's Epic Yarn, I finally get to rip things apart with string again! I can even turn into other objects!|
|Ninja||Hiiiiiiiiiii-YA! I have some sweet ninja skills, like shirukens, ninja dive-kicks, and even more advanced moves that I'm not gonna say here.|
|Whip||Yee-Haw! I'm a cowboy! I got me a whip with yer name on it, Waddle Dee! Yee-Haw!|
|Disguise *NEW!*||I am no longer Kirby. I am a Waddle Dee. Or a Bronto Burt, or a Sir Kibble, or a Scarfy, or an anything, really.|
Isn't it relaxing, just floating down a canyon? Not only that, but I can obliterate you with the parasol! It's a win-win!
(for me, anyways.)
|Hi-Jump||BOYOING! I can jump super high! Anything in my path will explode!|
|Circus||Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! I am a clown! I can juggle bowling pins, and throw them at you! Hehehe!|
|Magic||Hello, my audience! Watch as I magically spawn doves, cards, and food, and use them to destroy you all!|