King Dedede: I need a Pokémon to clobber that Kirby
???: That's what we do best at NME
Waddle Dee: You better give it with a money back guarantee
Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby
Saving the day
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby
He's here to stay
Don't be fooled by his size you won't believe you eyes
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one
Kirby and Pokémon, yeah
(Episode's Title arrives)
Tiff (voice): King Dedede's Training
Tuff: Another freaky moment gone and another Pokémon to Kirby's team.
Tiff: Tuff, be nice. Sure Kirby has 1 more than us, but that doesn't mean you need to be jealous.
Tuff: Tiff, I rather have Dedede come in out of nowhere.
???: Well than, today's your lucky day!
Tiff, Tuff and Kirby: King Dedede?
King Dedede: Well well well, Kirby we meets again...
(close up of Dedede)
King Dedede: ...for the last time!
Kirby: Not today, Dedede.
King Dedede: Oh brother here we go again. Waddle Dee, get that puny pink puff.
(Waddle Dee jumps through the ground and grabs Kirby)
Waddle Dee: Sorry Kirby, he pulled me into it.
Kirby: Oh yeah, try being me for a day. Ha! What do you say?
Waddle Dee: I say join us or I'll call the cops.
Kirby: HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME! Weedle go!
(Weedle comes out of the Pokeball)
Weedle: ...u pretty princess! Wait, I was in a Pokeball? Who are you? Why I'm I here?
Kirby: I'm your new trainer, so get use to it!
King Dedede: Wait, Kirby can talk? And so does the Weedle.
Weedle: Oh yeah, poison sting away!
(Weedle's poison sting shoots down King Dedede)
King Dedede: Oh no...
(Dedede's Jet falls to the ground)
King Dedede: Curse you Kirby and you too wierd talking Weedle!
(King Dedede ends up pushing a button)
"Thank you for pressing the self destruct button!"
King Dedede: Oh that's just great!
(Pressing another button)
"Thank you for pressing the ejection button. Remember to bring a parashute with you"
King Dedede: Now they tell me!
(King Dedede gets ejected from the jet, landing in a tree)
Kirby: Well Dedede, not bad for the first day, but you really need more training.
Weedle: You think.
"To order a parashute, please call our help desk."
Tiff: I think we gotta run.
(Kirby grabs Tuff and runs)
Kirby: No time to chat. Oh, I got us Pokedexs to make you feel better.
Tuff: How can a Pokedex make me better?
Kirby: It can explain the Pokémon we don't know.
Tuff: Now I see.
(King Dedede's jet lands on ground)
"Self Destruct in 3... 2... 1!"
(The jet explodes and Waddle Dee is send flying into a tree next to Dedede)
Waddle Dee: Kirby's right Dedede.
King Dedede: I would fire you if I could.
Waddle Dee: Oh...
(Meanwhile in a Forest; Kirby, Tiff, Tuff and Weedle cheer with joy)
Tuff: That was close.
Tiff: Yeah, I know.
Kirby: But I think we all learned a varable lesson today.
Weedle: Yeah, don't judge a book on it's cover or a person or Pokémon on what it looks. It all counts on its' actions.
Tiff: You tried to kidnap me!
Weedle: Not anymore...
Tiff: Close enough.
Kirby: Good job Weedle.
(Weedle is send back in his ball)
Kirby: Oh and guys, I wonder when you two get a Pokémon.
Tiff: Soon Kirby, soon.
(Meanwhile, a Rattata is watching Tiff and her friends)
"And so the gang all know that Dedede is back and not as mean as before. But like Weedle said, don't judge a person on what he looks like. His actions could change, but when? Tune in next time for the next exciting episode of Kirby and Pokemon"