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It's Really Just Mario Kart 63 is the sequel to It's Really Just Mario Kart. The game was released in past year and was developed by Blednir Minimum for the Nintogdno 63. As with its predecessor, IRJMK63 takes requests for characters, items, and tracks, and is definitely NOT a Mario Kart clone like... well, every other racing game, but trust me, it's not a Mario Kart clone because that's totally not the title.
Gameplay[]
It's exactly like the original except 3D, and because every racing game needs some wacky new gimmick, your car can now transform into a four-dimensional PEZ dispenser with ice skates and roller blades while balancing on a half-finished pogo stick meant for microbes.
Wait, what do you MEAN that gimmicks don't happen until the rip-off of the GameCube one?
Ahem, I mean, sorry about that, this game is similar to the first one, but there are now a few different modes that you can play. Of course, I can't tell you those modes because you're supposed to request them.
Characters[]
TBA
Requests[]
- Weird Al Yankovic (TheFireDragoon)
- Meme Man Mk. XIIV (AgentMuffin)
- HE (CrunchTime420)
- Roblox Noob (Poisonshot)
- Donald Trump (TimalMach1305)
- J. Jonah Jameson (Salutationary)
- You pick WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIO ! (HunterTDB)
Items[]
TBA
Requests[]
- Waluigi's Wackier underWaarments (AgentMuffin)
- Boysenberry Fruitcake (AgentMuffin)
- HAS (CrunchTime420)
- Blunten (AgentMuffin)
- The Evil Stick (TikalMach1305)
- A stack of blueberry pancakes (Salutationary)
Game Modes[]
TBA
Requests[]
- Satan's Battle (TheFireDragoon)
- NO (CrunchTime420)
- Fante Ogdno (AgentMuffin)
- Ow the Edge (Poisonshot)
- Literal Hot Potato (TikalMach1305)
- Russian Roulette (Salutationary)
Tracks[]
TBA
Requests[]
- THIS COURSE IS WAY TOO TWISTY AAAA (AgentMuffin)
- STYLE (CrunchTime420)
- Fante Ogdno (AgentMuffin)
- Ridley (Poisonshot)
- Stanky Kong (AgentMuffin)
- Forgotten Road (TikalMach1305)
- The Eras Tour (Salutationary)
FAQ[]
- Wait, Blednir, I thought the sequel was supposed to be called It's Really Just Mario Kart 34! Why did it change?
- We don't accept questions.
- Why didn't you finish the first one?
- If SEGA doesn't need to finish games, why should we?