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It's Really Just Mario Kart is a ripoff of Mario Kart game that was probably not released in 1992. It was developed by Blednir Minimum for the SNOS. It is a racing game in the style of games such as Minimalist Smash Request Bros. and Omega Smash Bros. Orochi, meaning that it takes requests from users for items, characters, and tracks, and it must take all requests that follow the rules.

Gameplay

What would you expect from a game called It's Really Just Mario Kart? It's exactly like Mario Kart in pretty much every aspect. Do I really have to explain? I mean, there isn't even a console called the SNOS, let alone a controller for it. Haven't you played the series? Uh, fine, there's stuff and you drive on places. That's it. Also people will try to kill you with an evil turtle that can fly.

Characters

The roster consists of 30 playable characters.

Character Description
Electricmayhemirjmk
ElectricMayhem
Requested by ElectricMayhem
Medium
He's some guy on Fantendo that has made, like, four comments on this article. Also he is against Bag-Man for some reason.
Itsapictureofbigfoot
Bigfoot
Requested by ElectricMayhem
Feather
It is unknown whether or not he was requested to be in this game.
Whykinglermaster
Sheen Estevez
Requested by KinglerMaster (why)
Light
I don't want him in this game either, but KinglerMaster is evil, so here he is. Why does he even have a page on this wiki to begin with?
Freddy Always Open
Freddy Fazbear
Requested by DarKingdomHearts
Large
Freddy is an animatronic bear with three friends. He walks around at night, but only on the fifth night because it makes sense to have the main antagonist only appear on the last level. 2spooky4me
Bonnie
Bonnie the Bunny
Requested by DarKingdomHearts
Large
Bonnie is an animatronic bunny who is at the door right now, close it or you will die. He is Freddy's jumpscare friend and was sometimes confused for a girl until Mangle decided to take that role instead.
ChicaIcon
Chica the Chicken
Requested by DarKingdomHearts
Heavy
The Rule 34 is strong in this one.
Foxy
Foxy the Pirate Fox
Requested by DarKingdomHearts
Heavy
Unlike the other animatronics, he has the ability to move. But slightly faster.
Green Metal Luigi
Green Silver Luigi
Requested by Jaipom
Heavy
...what disturbs me the most about this one is that there's already a picture for him on this wiki. Anyways, he's a heavy clone of Luigi, but Luigi isn't in this game, so therefore, he's an entirely original character.
Fantendoman
Fante Ogdno
Requested by PolisKanin
Medium
Requested as a personified version of the Fantendo logo, Fante Ogdno is a distorted abomination that should not exist.

Character Description Unlock Criteria
Sammyclassicsonicfanirjmk
SammyClassicSonicFan
Requested by Claus the Mighty
Light
Some egotistical 10-year-old Sonic fanboy claiming to be 15 that makes YouTube videos. Use the Sonic the Hedgehog item 10 times in the same race.
Mayrokart
Mayro
Requested by AgentMuffin
Medium
This wouldn't be Mario Kart without Mario, but this technically isn't Mario Kart, so this isn't Mario. Beat the Pants Cup in 50CC.
Example
Flowa
Requested by AgentMuffin
Feather
Example.jpg Get first place in every cup using Bigfoot.
Chickensoupbrothirjmk
Chicken Soup Broth
Requested by AgentMuffin
Light
GREAT for COOKING Buy Campbell's™ delicious Chicken Broth soup!
Jerma985
Jerma985
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Cruiser
Some YouTube guy with like 400,000 subscribers idk Get last place 40 times as Mayro.
GlueMan
Glue Man
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Heavy
Glue Man is a person made out of glue, apparently voted Best Sh*tty Character of the Jerma Universe. Get last place 40 times as Jerma.
GabeNewell
Gabe Newell
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Cruiser
Co-founder of Valve, Gabe Newell... is the co-founder of Valve. He also has some relevance to Jerma. Please stop requesting "Jerma" characters, Shadow Inferno. Play a better game than It's Really Just Mario Kart.
Agiantrat
The Giant Rat
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Medium
The antagonist of Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure oh it's another Jerma character. Play in multiplayer with Player 1 as Jerma and Player 2 as Glue Man, getting Glue Man in 1st place and Jerma in 2nd place.
Byeah284
Byeah #284
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Medium
Because I don't see a Byeah #281. Don't play as a character from the Jerma universe after unlocking all the others.
TailsDollEVUL
Tails Doll
Requested by Jaipom
Light
Tails Doll is a doll of Tails that levitates and has some weird "creepy" soundtrack that plays when you play as him in Sonic R regardless of what track you're on. In short, he's just a doll. Play as SammyClassicSonicFan and drive into a wall seventeen times, then get hit by a Super Missile twice in a row.
Kurtcobainirjmk
Kurt Cobain
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Cruiser
At least Shadow Inferno didn't request a Jerma character Kurt Cobain was a musician that died in 1994. As Freddy Fazbear, get 2nd place in The Internet.
Kurtcobalion
Kurt Cobalion
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Medium
Kurt Cobalion was a Pokémon that died rip Get last place as Kurt Cobain.
Kurtrusselirjmk
Kurt Russell
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Medium
Kurt Russell is an actor that isn't dead Too Many Kurts Unlock the other Kurts and watch a movie.
Threeleggedhorseirjmk
Three-Legged Horse
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Heavy
Because three-legged horses can drive. Anyways, who knows why Shadow Inferno requested this? Does it have something to do with Jerma? I don't know. Get hit by twenty-four eggs in the Deez Nuts Cup.
Japanworldcupirjmk
The Entire Japanese Horse Racing World Cup Cast
Request by Shadow Inferno
Largest
You can't see the logo, neither can I, but it says "Japan World Cup," who cares. Have a 12-player race with every player playing as Three-Legged Horse.
Kingbyeahirjmk
King Byeah
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Heavy
WOOHOO WE'RE DONE WITH SHADOW INFERNO'S CHARACTER REQUESTS YET ANOTHER JERMA CHARACTER GREAT Unlock all of Shadow Inferno's requests and get last place with all of them.
Destroyerduckirjmk
Destroyer Duck
Requested by ElectricMayhem
Light
Bootleg Howard the Duck, created by the creator of Howard the Duck. Find Waldo.
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Shrek
Requested by AnimaJonTronic
Cruiser
is love Shrek is life THE MEMES Watch the video.
Dogeirjmk
Doge
Requested by AnimaJonTronic
Light
very kart such drive Un-learn how to grammar.
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It's Really Just Mario Kart
Requested by CrunchyTommy
Light
It's Really Just Mario Kart is a ripoff of Mario Kart game that was probably not released in 1992. It was developed by Blednir Minimum for the SNOS. It is a racing game in the style of games such as Minimalist Smash Request Bros. and Omega Smash Bros. Orochi, meaning that it takes requests from users for items, characters, and tracks, and it must take all requests that follow the rules. Play a terrible game, so basically this is the first character you unlock in the game.
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Nostalgia Critic
Requested by Iceboys12
Medium
The guy with the glasses; he reviews movies. Review a movie or something idk

Items

Item Description
Pants Blind the player in front of you.
Deez Nuts Forces the player that gets it to repeatedly watch videos with people telling terrible jokes until they are in last place. The icon is the same as 性器 and Condoms, so you will likely be confused.
Stick Puts a stick on the ground that can make other players trip. It doesn't disappear.
Super Missile Aims at the person in first place, then the explosion hits everyone except for the player in last place. Any player that is close to first (including first) will "die," un-unlocking the character, meaning they will have to be unlocked in the same way that you unlocked them the first time or by winning one race.
性器 Travels the player through the Internet, hacking them into second place. The icon is the same as Deez Nuts and Condoms, so you will likely be confused.
Goron with a Mega Mushroom
Requested by AgentMuffin
Summons a Goron that is holding a Mega Mushroom. It just follows you for some reason and has no other purpose.
Pencil
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Draws over your current rank, putting you in either first or last place. Ha, I didn't use the Jerma version.
Egg
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Hatches a chicken that follows you. If the Goron is following you, it will eat the Goron and become a Mega Chicken, eating anything in its path. Ha, this isn't Jerma either.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Takes you out of your kart and makes you start running around "at the speed of sound." Basically, you become a lot slower than everyone else.
Condoms
Requested by Jaipom
Breaks the game. The icon is exactly the same as Deez Nuts and 性器, so the player might get confused.
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Awful Fantendo Game
Requested by DestROY13103
The ultimate item... It summons all of the Jerma characters and items. It's basically a ripoff of Lucky 7 and Crazy 8. The characters also make you invincible from any non-Jerma character for a short amount of time.
Clickbait It's a YouTube video of a tour around someone's house, but the thumbnail is attractive. It gives you a bigger speed boost the longer you don't use it.
Dead Body
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Bob the Omb
Requested by EnderLegends
TBA
Mountain Dew
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Skittles Guy
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Old Old Spice Guy
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
New Old Spice Guy
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Mr. Monopoly
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Boombox
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Mario
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Lumoshi
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Arend
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Hadouken
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Serious Black
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Ursa Major
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Ballista
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Batista
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
John Cena's Theme Song
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Great Wall of China
Requested by Shadow Inferno
TBA
Will Ferrell's Disembodied Head
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Bucket of Fried Chicken
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Captain America's Shield
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Nunchucks
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Bowl of Turtle Soup
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Pop-Tart
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Beer
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Whiskey
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Wine
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Rum
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Eyepatch
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Cigar
Requested by ElectricMayhem
TBA
Gun
Requested by Topaz the Dark Bear
TBA
Waluigi
Requested by TerrariaBoss
TBA
Wario
Requested by TerrariaBoss
TBA
GIGANTIC Mushroom
Requested by TheEpicShyGuy88
TBA
Pill
Requested by Brandon Jay Dick
TBA
Metal Big Ridley
Requested by TerrariaBoss
TBA
Shoes
Requested by Emerald the Dark Wolf
TBA
Stack of Giant Bowsers
Requested by Mirai Moon
TBA

Tracks


Pants Cup

Deez Nuts Cup

Stick Cup

Super Missile Cup
WalMart
Walmart
Requested by ElectricMayhem
LSD Coverart
LSD: Dream Emulator
Requested by AgentMuffin
Byeahparkinglot
Byeah Parking Lot
Requested by Shadow Inferno
FantendoHome
Fantendo
Requested by DestROY13103
Mariosintestines
Mario's Intestines
Requested by KinglerMaster
DungeonFactory
Cookie Clicking Factory Dungeons
Requested by AgentMuffin
CelticsbasketballarenajermaCeltics Basketball Arena
Requested by Shadow Inferno
NeoGAF logo
NeoGAF
Requested by Andrewtheking
Longline
Long Line
Requested by Claus the Mighty
GokuS
Goku
Requested by AgentMuffin
Censored
The Internet
Requested by Jaipom
Hulk-Hogan-America
Hulk Hogan
Requested by Andrewtheking
Warioswackyunderwear
Wario's Wacky underWear
Requested by AgentMuffin
Jermarumblering
Jerma Rumble Ring
Requested by Shadow Inferno
Tkr ridley
Ridley
Requested by Plazzap
Rainbowripoff
Rainbow Ripoff
Requested by Iceboys12

Sequel

For some reason, SupperSlashBlednir18 thought that a sequel to this game would be a good idea, so Blednir Minimum is currently working on a sequel titled It's Really Just Mario Kart 34. They were originally planning DLC, but they decided that a sequel would be better. I don't know why, go ask somebody else.


CHARACTERS, ITEMS, AND TRACKS ARE NO LONGER BEING ACCEPTED BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOUR IDEAS. STOP REQUESTING THEM. WAIT UNTIL THE SEQUEL BECAUSE OH LOOK AT THAT TREE IN THE WINDOW, ISN'T IT A LOVELY DAY? WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND REGRET YOUR LIFE CHOICES INSTEAD OF REQUEST CHARACTERS, ITEMS, AND TRACKS? THANKS.

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