I Am Cow

I am Cow is the Theme Song of the Super Moo Cow and Spytato series

Lyrics

Verse one

I am Cow! Hear Me Moo! I Weigh Twice as Much as You! and i look good on the bar-b-que!!! Yogurt, Milk, Cream Cheese, and Butter comes from Liquid out my Udder! I Am Cow! I Am Cow! Hear Me MOOOO!

Verse Two

I am Cow! I Eat Grass! Methane Gas Comes out my A*S and out my musel when i belch! I am Cow! I am Cow! I Eat Grass!

Verse Two Point Five

Oh the Ozone Layer Thinners from the outcome of my Dinner! I am Cow! I Eat Grass! HEAR ME MOOOO!

Verse Three

I Am Cow! I am Cow! Methane Gas Comes out my Butt! and i look good on the Bar-B-Que! Yogurt, Milk, Cream Cheese, and Butter comes from Liquid out my Udder! i am cow! I Am Cow! I AM COW!

(Rapid Moos to the tune of Verse one)

Last Verse

Moo Moo Moo! Poo Poo Poo! Thats all we cows really do! We Eat Grass! We Fart Gas! and we live in pasturesssss!

I AM COW! I AM COW! HEAR! ME!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!