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Hyrule-phobia is the first episode of Villains of Smash.
- (the team are sitting on the "meeting room" (Living room) discussing who is hotter: Peach or Zelda.)
- Bowser: "Oh, come on. Peach is clearly hotter. I mean, she's a Blondie! Blondie's are the best!
- Ganon: So? Zelda has courage, will, and is a fair maiden. That's what all men want from women, right?
- Bowser: No, they want chicks with a big a-!
- Wily: Whoa, man. slow down. There are kids in the audience!
- Rool: Yah. This be a kids show, Land-lubber! Ye can't just yell whats in ye mouth. we have a raten'!
- Bowser: Oops.
(Suddenly, Dedede bust's through the door, knocking it off its hinges.)
- Jeff the Koopa: Hey guys, what's u-
(Door falls on Jeff)
- Jeff: Ah!
- Dedede: OOPSSORRYJEFFDIDIN'TSEEYOUGUY'SHELPTHISISAEMERGANCYHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP-
(Ganon slaps him)
- Ganon: For the elder god's sake, slow down or you'll pass out!
- Dedede: Sorry. It's just that...(sighs, then leans in and starts whispering)...i'm scared of the Deku Shrub selling girl scout cookies.
(It becomes quiet for a moment. Then everyone starts laughing.)
- Everyone but Dedede: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!