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Hyper Dance Dance Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 9000 is an arcade game in the Dance Dance Revolution series.
You jump on fucking numbers because whoever made this game doesn't know what dancing is. But hey, what's the problem, I'm better at it than real dancing anyway.