A secret producer meeting has been called in a room with one small lamp.
Producer A: Were bankrupt, we need money fast or were doomed.
Producer B: Well we can't just cancel the show.
Samuel: DAMMIT, why buy that many cornflakes?
Producer C: Today's task.
Producer A: THAT'S WHY WE AVERAGE 1 million per episode.
A dark figure stepped out into the light.
Woman: Well, that's where I can help. S
crap some of these has-beens for the characters of the future.
Producer A: This is a Private Meeting.
Producer C: Let the man speak.
???: I'M A WOMAN.
Producer C: Whatever, I'm sorry miss.
???: So, who's on the highest wage here?
Producer A: Tatan, he convinced us he was the new co-leader of the Tartan Army.
Banana Jr: BLASPHEMY.
Bonehead: W-what are you doing here.
Producer A: THIS IS A PRIVATE MEETING!
Woman: Your coming with us banana boy. Find us 9 of the best upcoming characters with a personality that viewers would love... Or hate.
Banana Jr.: Yes... Sir.
Woman: Lets tell them a public vote has happened, and Tatan and some others will be held in a elimination camp, but none will return, and 10 will arrive.
Woman: I'm a woman.