Athena soars through space from Uranus to check out your article. She'll sprinkle your articles with white stars that represent positive aspects, but also probably red stars that represent negative aspects. When she's done, she'll scientifically convert the stars into a percentage score, and then leave Earth to make the very long and obnoxious journey back to her home planet: Uranus.
But hey if you want to grab her by the legs and tell her that her review is wrong, she'll be listening! She might make changes to her review depending on what she thinks of the counterpoints. After that, she will leave again!
As perfect as can be (95%+)
Honorable mentions (90-94%)
- Pokémon Anima ( x 16 x 1)
Exceeds expectations (80-89%)
Goddess Studios Seal of Approval (70-79%)
Lookin' good (60-69%)
- Aura's Junkyard ( x 8 x 4)
Promising concept, half-decent execution (50-59%)
- Rosa Yorkwich ( x 4 x 3)
Full potential untapped; looks messy (40-49%)
Stale and quite unmemorable (30-39%)
St. Anger has higher quality (20-29%)
Equivalent to Plan 9 from Outer Space (10-19%)
It wasn't worth the weight (0-9%)
This is where you post your project for me to review! However, please follow the guidelines below so you know what you should put up and what you shouldn't!
- Please be aware that I will review ONLY GAMES AND CHARACTERS; I will not review art or blog posts or whatever crazy ass scheme you have in your head probably.
- Also, please no joke articles, unless they're built with a level of seriousness, such as Mintendony XGamePlay 1800.
- I won't re-review any articles unless they've had severe changes. This is so that I don't waste time reviewing the same article all over again!
- Try to have your article be a reasonably large size; I won't review stub articles. I'd actually appreciate if your project was complete, near complete, or very far in development, but I can also review new articles too.
- Only one article at a time!
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DO NOT REQUEST IF THE INBOX IS FULL, IT'S TO TRACK HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO.
List your article below this header
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- Please know that it may be a while before I get to reviewing sometimes because I'm LAAAAAAAAAAZY. I may also not review an article because it might be too incomplete
To be done when they're more complete
- The stars system is loosely based off the system Syi-View ran off of.