|Date of Birth||March 27th; 1996|
|Main Weapon(s)||Ember Wand|
|First Appearance||General's Pieces|
General Smartie Sassface Caramel, or "Syande" after her bite, is the sole sister of General Scotch and General Snickers, and the eighth member of the crew party in General's Journey. She is a vampire - and one of the very few - to appear in the galaxy of Zonar (and to a larger extent the Zaxinian Lifts), and is well known for being a great threat to various villains spread around that universe, largely thanks to her immortality, but her laziness typically makes the chances of her stopping such villains rather slim.
General Syande is an adult character with an extremely pale skin tone and two red eyes. Long white hair spreads down her backside and a large tuft of it covers the left eye. Her hat is very similar to Scotch's, but the bottom is yellow rather than green and splits two different ways. She has two fangs, and has a mirror hanging from her golden necklace. She wears red, jester-like shoes.
General Syande is definitely mischievous and enjoys coming off as such to friends and foes alike, being sneaky and sometimes a bit seductive, although the latter is usually out of a joking manner. While that is her main personality, she has a secondary personality that seems to vary by the house, this personality often has a kind of pull on her usual attitude. For example, she can be passive aggressive and still come off painfully mischievous.
Something to be noted is that she speaks with "V"'s instead of "W"'s and speaks in a more childish manner, using "dat" instead of "that", "dere" instead of "there", etc etc. However the more childish manner is done more so on purpose, for she enjoys the freedom of saying whatever flies off her tongue rather than being particularly careful with how she speaks.
Syande is a very unique character in comparison to her team because she has vampire traits. She is quite strong and runs very fast, and is a very effective user of the air, able to dash around at ridiculously high speeds. Syande is very threatening and can easily catch and take down her foes. Unlike most vampires, Syande doesn't exactly need to bite into her opponent to have her blood, she just needs to spill it. Her powers are somewhat weakened by sunlight, though.
Syande has gained the ability to use magic from a friend known as Malice, having been given the Ember Wand. Taught to use magic such as Dark Arts from this alternative Harry Potter dimension "villain", Syande knows how to use magic on the field of combat. It is unknown how the wand was taken outside the view of the Ministry of Magic, but Syande is capable of using skills such as the Killing Curse, the Freezing Charm, and more.
Relationships with Other Characters
Syande finds Rubelline to be rather cute and attractive, and thinks she's pretty good company. She really is interested in her life and the Tiffts as well, as it's rare for her to see any other vampires around. Naturally, Syande would behave secure and calm around society, but she finds Rubelline a good voice for her to let out her inside thoughts towards. She really trusts Rubelline -- to the point where she's the only person outside her family to know her real first name. While she's not sure if she finds Rubelline to be her true crush, she definitely puts a lot of faith in her.
Initially, the two were in a relationship, but Syande has taken less of a liking to Brook to the point of totally ditching her relationship with him, finding him kind of dull. Despite this, they are still good friends.
Syande was very fond of Mara and enjoyed what little time she had with her. She hoped that Valerie didn't kill her or anything like that.
She finds Scotch to be a boring kind of loser, and doesn't really pay him any mind. However, she still loves him and thinks he can be quite responsible, even if very annoying and bossy.
Syande absolutely loathes Snickers, finding him an abomination of a human being and completely despising whatever he does or says. Even if he says something nice, Syande will find him to be a filthy liar.
- Syande's name was initially Smartie, but upon being bitten by a vampire, she decided to use a different alias so that she wouldn't embarrass herself in front of the vampire. Not very long afterwards, she made a legal name change and ditched the candy theme of her siblings' names.