Elite Fisticuffs

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Elite Fisticuffs is a fighting game made by Star Crash Inc. It is meant as an Author Appeal project that's fun to make. The gameplay is similar to the Super Smash Bros. series, however some elements of traditional fighters, such as attacks being better when performed in combos, is also present. It's plot is semi-related to Elite Fantasy.

Characters[]

Table coming soon!

Gamzee Makara - Homestuck
Equius Zahhak - Homestuck
Vriska Serket - Homestuck
Gordon Freeman - Half-Life
Doc Scratch - Homestuck
John Freeman - Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
Leet Doom - The Novemberverse/swapnote/real life
Ness - Mother
Porky Minch - Mother
Sir Ron Lionheart - Sir Ron Lionheart
Ruby - Ruby Quest
Aqua - Kingdom Hearts
Gustav - Emotion Spectrum
The Everyman - The Beginners Guide To The End Of The Universe
Trope-tan - TVTropes
Rayman - Rayman
Betilla - Rayman
Hans von Hozel - Hans von Hozel
Isaac - The Binding of Isaac
Sweet Bro - Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Hella Jeff - Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Dr. Donez - Neglected Mario Characters
Tucker - Tucker/Swapnote/Real life
Mason (disambiguation) - Swapnote/Real life
Nikki - Swapnote
Haterman - Fantendo: Swapnote
Pit - Kid Icarus
Palutena - Kid Icarus
Viridi - Kid Icarus
Non-Specific Action Figure - E3
Balrog - Cave Story
Misery - Cave Story
Johnny - Ikachan
Benclank - Real life
The Scout - Team Fortress 2
The Heavy - Team Fortress 2
The Spy - Team Fortress 2
Matt - Epic Battle Fantasy
Natalie - Epic Battle Fantasy
Lance - Epic Battle Fantasy
Anna - Epic Battle Fantasy
Zainyand - Leet's party in Dragon Quest IX
Ted - Leet's party in Dragon Quest IX
Colette - Leet's party in Dragon Quest IX
Anna (no relation to EBF Anna) - Leet's party in Dragon Quest IX
Finn - Adventure Time
Jake - Adventure Time
Princess Bubblegum - Adventure Time
Ice King - Adventure Time
Marceline - Adventure Time
War - NetHack
Sanic - sanic hegehog
Marisa Kirisame - Touhou Project
Wriggle Nightbug - Touhou Project
Marrissa Roberts - ITS MY LIFE!
John Stalvern - DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
J - Marble Hornets
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Markus Cz. Orbsand - Dwarf Fortress: Gemclod
Meat Boy - Meat Boy
Steven - Time Fcuk
Tim - Braid
Captain Viridian - VVVVVV
The Kid - I Wanna Be The Guy
raocow - raocow
The Doctor - Doctor Who
John Banks - Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter Chimaera
Muschio Malto - DiveQuest
Problem Sleuth - Problem Sleuth
George - Bob and George
Bob - Bob and George
The Judge - OFF
HERO - Quest Fantasy
GIRL - Quest Fantasy
The Nomad - Middens
Sabitsuki - .flow
Irene - The Looking Glass
Red Ricochet Guy - Ricochet
Sheath - artificial time x.s.
Ninten - Mother
Lucas - Mother
Ib - Ib
Hiroshi - Ao Oni
Reisen Udongein Inaba - Touhou Project
Arale Norimaki - Dr. Slump
Ghat - Zeno Clash
Villager - Animal Crossing
Nigel Burke - Surgeon Simulator 2013
Young - Anodyne
The Girl - They Bleed Pixels
Commander Video - BIT.TRIP
Dem - Breath of Death VII
Corey - Revelations 2012
Louis - Left 4 Dead
Little Angel Girl - Cat Planet
Dipper Pines - Gravity Falls
Mabel Pines - Gravity Falls
Bill Cipher - Gravity Falls
Guy Bold - Gravity Falls ARG
Beck - Mighty No. 9
Shantae - Shantae
Reimu Hakurei - Touhou Project
Cirno - Touhou Project
Flandre Scarlet - Touhou Project
Yomika - Dream Graffiti
Accelerate - artificial time x.s.

Default[]

Name	Source Work	Description	Skins
Tom Nook	Animal Crossing	A tanooki who owns a shop in the middle of Smashville. He tends to somehow get people to owe him a lot of money, but he claims it's all in his customers best interest. Whether he's telling the truth can be debated.	Tom Nook Red Timmy/Tommy
Professor Layton	Professor Layton	This professor and his assistant Luke solved many mysteries and puzzles. His trademark hat and car travel around with him everywhere. He doesn't really want to fight in this game, but it is what must be done.	Professor Layton Hatless Layton
Quote	Cave Story	A robot who was built to counter the other robots that were murdering innocent mimigas. He went through a lot of work to escape from the Floating Island, only to be dragged back to this fighting place...	Quote Yellow Quote Blue Quote Halloween Quote
Curly Brace	Cave Story	Curly Brace is the best character and that is all there really is to say on the matter.	Curly Brace Misery
Sora	Kingdom Hearts	Sora is a guy who lived on an island, but then got a keyblade and went on a ton of adventures.	Sora KHII Sora Anti-Sora Vanitas
Chell Johnson	Portal	Extreme tenacity and determination. Never gives up. Do not test.	Chell Mel ATLAS P-Body
Roxas	Kingdom Hearts	Sora's Nobody, a term which, just like everything else in the Kingdom Hearts series, is far too complex to explain in one of these boxes.	Roxas Twilight Towb Roxas Ventus
Riku	Kingdom Hearts	Riku was Sora's friend on the Destiny Islands. He went on his own adventures in the series.	Riku KHI Riku
Geno	Super Mario RPG	His real name is unpronouncable, so he possessed a doll named Geno and took that as his name. He's like some star god spirit guy.	Geno
John Egbert	Homestuck	This young man with a liking to magical frivolity and practical japery fights with a hammer and wind powers.	John God Tier Suit Jake
Rose Lalonde	Homestuck	A strange young lady who enjoys the zoologically dubious. She fights with needles and some sort of strange seer powers.	Rose God Tier Roxy
Terezi Pyrope	Homestuck	A troll who is blind so she must smell and taste colors to find her way around.	Terezi God Tier Redglare Scratched
Red	Pokemon Adventures	A powerful trainer who has grown a lot in the years since he began. His pokemon include Poliwrath, Charizard and Pikachu.	Red Ash
Green	Pokemon Adventures	A not-quite-honest Pokemon trainer. Her pokemon include Jigglypuff, Ditto, Clefairy and Blastoise.	Green "Leaf"
Yellow	Pokemon Adventures	A trainer with special foresty powers used to communicate and heal Pokemon.	Yellow Hatless
Twilight Sparkle	My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic	A student at Canterlot, she moved to Ponyville upon request of her teacher to help oversee a festival and, more importantly, make some friends. She is extremely focused on details and explanations.	Twilight Sparkle Stealth Mode Trixie
Pinkie Pie	My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic	She grew up on a rock farm, despite having a large affinity for fun. She may or may not have reality warping powers.	Pinkie Pie Pinkamena Bumblesweet
Rainbow Dash	My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic	Rainbow Dash is a very useful friend, due to her extreme speed. She is somewhat egotistical, however she is learning to be less so.	Rainbow Dash Daring Do
Mega Man	Mega Man	A simple cleaning robot, Rock had to be converted into a fighting machine during the events of the original Mega Man.	Mega Man Proto Man Bass Rock Helmetless
Madotsuki	Yume Nikki	A young girl who can't leave her room for one reason or another. Upon collecting the powers known as "Effects" in her dreams, she has formed a very odd fighting style.
The Batter	OFF	A demented purificatory incarnation. The Batter is dedicated to purifying what's wrong with the world, and requires your aid.
Demo	a super mario thing	Armless cycloptic demon minion... thing. If Demo dies, it's okay, she'll be back. That was just a demo for science.	Demo Iris
Chie	LCD DEM	A young girl trapped in her room. With nothing else to do, she dreams. Has a very non-offensive fighting style, since she is a very peaceful girl.	Chie
Steve?	Minecraft	The last human being alive (in his world, anyway) who can only sort of remember his name. A survivalist and creative person.	Steve? Steve Herobrine

Secret[]

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Name	Source Work	Description	Skins	How to Unlock
Uboa	Yume Nikki	A creature of dubious morality that lives inside of a girl inside of a cone inside of an ocean inside of an igloo inside of a valley inside of a door inside of a girl's dreams. (Just don't flicker the lights.)	Uboa Kyuu-kyuu Kun Dogboa Sewer Creature	Defeat him in PSII
Xion	Kingdom Hearts	Xion is also a good combatant with stats a mix between Sora and Roxas. She also has slightly better magical capabilities.	Xion	Play 5 matches in Strife! Play as her in PSII
Dave Strider	Homestuck	A guy who's all up in this ironic delirious biznasty, yo. He fights with a bunch of crappy swords that break all the time and time travel powers.	Dave God Tier MC Suit Felt Suit Dirk	Play as him in PSII
Jade Harley	Homestuck	This young girl lives on an island and likes anthropomorphic animals. She fights using rifles and space-manipulation powers.	Jade Dog Tier Three AM Jane	Play as her in PSII
Degenerator	Degenerator	A teenager from Hawaii who went insane and threatened to kill some guy named Cobweb with a crowbar. She later recovered from her insanity but continued to make several passive-aggressive remarks against Cobweb and his friends. Recently, her mental health has began declining again. Her real name is Alicia.	Degenerator	Defeat her in PSII
Gold	Pokemon Adventures	A skilled but slightly foolish trainer.	Gold	Play as him in PSII
Sapphire	Pokemon Adventures	A trainer who is a bit uncivilized due to spending most of her time in the forest.	Sapphire	Play as her in PSII
Black	Pokemon Adventures	A loud and excited trainer.	Black	Play as him in PSII
Derpy Hooves	My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic	There may or may not be something not quite right with Derpy's eyes and brain... but maybe she's just a bit silly! She's able to fight either way.	Derpy Hooves	Play as her in PSII
Hipster Cheese	Middens	Round some parts, they call him King of the Streets. Hipster Cheese knows what irony is, and also has some ties to the Quest Fantasy universe for a number of dumb reasons.	Hipster Cheese	Play as him in PSII Play as The Nomad 30 times
Snaily Joe	Fantendo	Democracy.	Snaily Joe "Turbo" the rip-off	Unlock every other character and complete PSII on the hardest difficulty level.

Spoiler warning: Spoilers end here.

Confirmed Assist Characters[]

Image	Name	Series	Description
	Aperture Science Sentry Turret	Portal	These turrets say "Hello. Target Acquired. Firing." and then fire many bullets at hyperfast speed at their targets.
	Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube	Portal	The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube pulls in people who are near it, using it's cute charm. Anyone who hurts the Cube gets hurt themself, because nobody would hurt such an innocent, amazing cube that we all love.

Items[]

Portal Gun - Portal

Story Mode: PARADOX SOMERSAULT INTO INFINITY!![]

PSII is about all the characters going around doing incredibly crazy stuff that ends up being sorta connected. Sometimes. More info soon...

Bosses[]

This does not count fights with characters that are playable in "STRIFE!" mode that are treated like boss fights in PSII - it only counts bosses specially designed for PSII that have special health bars.

Image	Name	Series	Description
	GLaDOS	Portal
	The Final Boss	Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
	Ballos	Cave Story
	Discord	My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
	Lord English	Homestuck
	Giygas	Mother
	Slender Man	The Slender Man Mythos

Stages[]

Table coming soon.

Aperture Science Enrichment Center - Portal
Black Mesa Training Facility - Half-Life
Black Mesa Anomalous Materials Lab - Half-Life
Ravenholdm - Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
The Keyblade Graveyard - Kingdom Hearts
The Felt Mansion - Homestuck
The Incipisphere - Homestuck
Sand Zone - Cave Story
Ponyville - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
The Antichamber - Antichamber