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The Cosmotic Stars are a group of insanely powerful beings. They live among the stars, and watch over the beings of Earth. They bring peace and defend the planet from evil beings and cosmic deitys. There are currently 8 Cosmotic Stars. They are chosen by the Galactic Gods for special reasons.
Galactic Gods[]
The Galactic Gods are the founders of the Cosmotic Stars. They recruit members and watch over them.
Unknown wizard[]
The unknown wizard is unknown. Not much is known about him. He is the original founder of the Cosmotic Stars. He does not have a name, at least, that we know of. In his human form, he wears a cloak and a mysterious hat, which always seems to be over his eyes. It is unknown what his cosmic form looks like.
Members[]
King K. Rowling[]
King K. Rowling is a kremling/koopa almalgamation. His face is rather like Bowser's, and body like King K. Rool. He wields the mighty Buster Sword. Before he became a Cosmotic Star, he saw Saturn being abducted. During this event, Conch was crying. The tears rolled towards King K. Rowling, and he was transformed. He is currently the leader of the Cosmotic Stars. His middle name is Katie. He was the 2nd person to join the Cosmotic Stars.
Princess Kanzi[]
Princess Kanzi is an anthropomorphic being with green hair, a white dress, and big eyebrows. Before they became a Cosmotic Star, they were going on a walk through their castle gardens when suddenly they fell down the old abandoned well and got transformed into a Cosmotic Star. Why was this? A wizard had recently sprinkled magic galactic dust in the well. They had seen the future. They knew the princess would fall in the well. Being a human incarnate of one of the Galactic Gods, the wizard founded the Cosmotic Stars and chose the princess to join it. Princess Kanzi is the first member of the Cosmotic Stars.
Saturn[]
See Saturn's page here for info. When he was 4 years old, Saturn found a small ladybug being attacked by Goombas. Saturn scared away the Goombas and took the ladybug to his house. He had decided to keep him as a companion. He named him Conch. Conch was actually one of the Galactic God's creations, and the Galactic Gods did not want Conch to be seen by human eyes. When the gods found out Saturn had Conch, they separated him from his brothers and family. Secretly, he took Conch with him, and put him in a box of shortbread biscuits. Much like King K. Rowling, Saturn had been chosen by Conch to become a Cosmotic Star. He was the 3rd person to join the Cosmotic Stars.
Geno[]
Geno is so overrated and everyone wanted him in smash, so to compensate, he's now a Cosmotic Star. No backstory. That's it. He was the 4th person to join the Cosmotic Stars.
Larry[]
Larry is an incredible chef. With his magic spatula and amazing cooking skills he gives his enemies food poisoning. Larry was your ordinary teen in high school. He really liked to cook and every day when he got home he would make himself a five star dinner. One day Larry's spatula broke and he wanted a new one. Luckily, there was a cooking tournament near by that promised to give the winner the best spatula in the universe. Larry just wanted a new spatula so he entered the tournament. A few days later Larry won the tournament with ease. When he got home, he made himself a nice dinner. But something was different. The taste. It was like something he had never tasted before. It truly was the best spatula in the universe. Legend has it that his spatula was made by Conch himself.
Hoodini[]
Dingy Toad The Second is called Hoodini because of his incredible knowledge. He knows almost everything in the universe and learns a lot every day. As a child he loved reading books. One day a meteor landed near Dingy's house. Dingy woke up and looked outside and he saw the meteor. He ran outside to the meteor, but to his surprise it wasn't a meteor but a book. Dingy was a bit surprised, but he took the book home. He went to his room and started reading the book. It was a storybook about a ladybug. It wasn't very long so he got through it fast. When he finished reading he was really confused. He thought that maybe it was a dream so he went to bed. A few weeks later his head started growing and he started becoming much smarter.
Crackers[]
Crackers was a magikoopa that worked for Bowser. One day he was sent to spy on Saturn. He was saw Saturn and Conch returning from kindergarten. He followed them until they were confronted by two men. He watched the whole thing including them being abducted. When they left he hurried home to Bowser. He told Bowser the news. Suddenly, Crackers felt really tired and went to bed. The next day when he was meant to go spying again, but no one could find him anywhere.
Inspector Minecrap[]
On a business trip to Earth The Cosmotic Stars found a cave. In the cave were a bunch of capsules with Inspector Gadget's prototypes inside. The Cosmotic Stars looked around for a while until they found a prototype that had its eyes open. On his capsule was written Minecrap. The capsule had a big red button on it. The Cosmotic Stars pressed the button and the capsule opened. The prototype walked out of his capsule and said "I am Inspector Minecrap. I like building brown bricks. I am also fueled by brown bricks." The Cosmotic Stars didn't know what to think so they left the cave. Inspector Minecrap followed them. Later they were battling Tomato King and his army. They were about to lose, but then Inspector Minecrap shot Tomato King in the head making them have to retreat. After that Inspector Minecrap was taken in as a Cosmotic Star.
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