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whenever friends family funtime chuckie has no mother.
there is a ferret in my pants and he is screaming to me. telling me to open the closet door so that theodore roosevelt can come out and give me my birthday present finally. but when i open the door and i step inside, arms open wide, ready to accept teddy's sweet, delicious seed, teddy is not there, and my collection of burnt underwear rains upon me like icy tears from valhalla. i am not ready to accept that i have lost my virginity to midnightyoshi that fateful winter's eve when the nights were long and my fireplace was an anaconda. telling myself time and time again that i cannot defecatre upon the purple corpse of an orca whale will not make it smell any less like spaghetti. spring cleaning is over. it is the dawn of a new dinosaurs. time to continental drift out of this meltdown that is my life, for a new ice age five has begun. may the cosmic salamanders forgive me.
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