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Description
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1
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Enter The Koopa
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A Goomba tells Bowser he thinks the reason he can't defeat Mario is because he's too fat. Bowser, enraged by this, decides he's tired of being fat and decides to lose some weight. Bowser gets exercise, and eats more vegetables (much to his chagrin), and finally loses the weight. But he decides all the troops are too fat as well, and forces them to exercise against their will.
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2
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Will Run For Coins
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Bowser and Pete are watching TV and see a show depicting people pretending to be hobos to get some spare cash. Bowser decides that this could be a good way to get some money. Pete warns Bowser that this isn't a good idea, but Bowser ignores him. Bowser and Pete disguise themselves as hobos. But they don't know that they chose to do it in the bad side of town, and the people there hate hobos. The hobo-hating thugs attack Bowser and Pete. Can they escape before they get beaten up?
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3
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Petey Piranha Rampage
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After Bowser forgets Pete's birthday for the 22nd time, Pete goes insane and starts destroying the castle.
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4
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The Hyruler
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Ganondorf, Bowser's much more successful rival, arrives in The Mushroom Kingdom, and Bowser is upset about it. Ganondorf makes a deal with Bowser that whoever kills Mario first, will rule the Mushroom Kingdom. Of course, both fail at doing so.
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5
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JAWS
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The night before Bowser and Pete are to go to the beach, they watch Jaws: The Revenge, and Bowser is terrified of it. Pete tells Bowser: "It's ridiculous to be afraid of what is considered one of the worst movies of all time". Later, at the beach, Bowser is still fearful that Jaws will attack, and Pete tries to get rid of Bowser's fear. But, Jaws turns out to be real (and can breathe fire and walk on land for no reason), and rampages through the beach. Bowser and Pete have to stop him.
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6
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Piranha Pains
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Bowser gets a pet Petey Piranha, much to the terror of everyone else at the castle.
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7
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Insane Babysitting
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Bowser and Pete decide to start a babysitting service to get some money. But when they are assigned to babysit Toad Town's brattiest child, they are in a world of pain. They discover that if she doesn't get her chocolate milk, she goes insane and viciously beats up Bowser and Pete. Bowser goes to get more chocolate milk, and leaves Pete to watch the girl. She beats up Pete, and Bowser returns and gets beaten up. In the end, Bowser and Pete end up in the hospital covered in bandages. But then, the bratty girl is brought in with them so she can watch them.
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8
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My Little Yoshi
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Outraged about how everyone is slacking off to watch My Little Yoshi: Friendship is Magic (that and it's very overrated, as Bowser says), Bowser decides to get My Little Yoshi cancelled. In the end, the Yoshis beat up Bowser and force him to become a Broshi as punishment.
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9
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Spider-Koopa
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Bowser gets bit by a radioactive spider and becomes Spider-Koopa. Ignoring Pete's lecture telling him "with great power comes great responsibility", Bowser uses his spider powers to get what he wants. He uses his powers to steal a lollipop from a baby, trip old ladies, and trap Mario in a web. But when the town has had enough of Spider-Koopar's antics, they call upon Iron Luigi, to get rid of Spider-Bowser. Pete has to save Spider-Koopa by becoming Batpete.
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10
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Driver's Ed
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While driving to the bowling alley to go bowling with Pete, Bowser is pulled over by a police officer, who discovers that Bowser was driving his Chevy Tahoe SUV without a driver's license. Bowser is then forced to do a driver's test to get his driver's license. This is easier said than done, however, considering Bowser is plain terrible at driving.
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11
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The Son Of Kong '12
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Bowser and Pete go camping in a jungle, but discover they have unknowingly stumbled into Kong territory, led by Donkey Kong. For a while, they treat the duo like royalty, but when Bowser accidentally burns down the DK shrine, Donkey Kong calls in his distant relative, King Kong, to beat them up. In the end, they get chased out by King Kong, and Bowser and Pete drive away screaming.
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12
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The Sasquash
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Bowser hears a news report about sightings of the elusive creature Big Butt, a creature with a really big butt, and the enormous amount of reward money for the one who catches it. Bowser is up for the task, and takes Pete with him to find Big Butt.
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13
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AHHHHHHHHHH
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Pete is a laid back Koopa, but when Bowser has to go on a business trip in Dreamland, Pete has to babysit Bowser's 13 kids, the Koopalings. In this episode, they consist of Lavora, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton, Jackson, Larry, Bowser Jr., Harley, Tim, and Risen.
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14
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Lounging Kremling
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Tired of being ridiculed by his Kremling minions for being extremely fat, King K. Rool goes to Bowser's Castle to crash there until he can get his self-esteem back. At first, Bowser is happy to help a fellow villain out. But soon, he discovers that K. Rool is beginning to take advantage of him. So, he and Pete have to think of a plan to get King K. Rool to leave.
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15
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McMushroom's
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When Bowser forgets to pay the electric bill at the castle, he and Pete are forced to get jobs at McMushroom's to make some money to pay the electric bill. The problem is, Mario is their boss.
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16
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Car-Toon
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When Bowser find his car destroyed, he sets out on a quest to figure out who did it. His suspects: Abraham Lincoln, Mario, Batman, Santa Claus, Yoshi, and Princess Peach. Bowser has to find out who did it.
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17
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Inspiration
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Bowser tries to create a revolutionary invention, but he realizes its not easy when every idea he comes up with has already been invented.
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18
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FLIP THIS CASTL!
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Bowser and Pete decide they had enough of their old, run-down castle, which has cracks everywhere, and leaks, and man-eating ant-eaters infesting the castle. So, they go on the show "Flip this Castle", a show where they give old, run-down castles a makeover.
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19
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Shadow Mario
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Bowser suspects Mario might be a killer after he hears a description of a killer matching Mario's description.
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20
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That One Episode With A Long And Uninteresting Name That I Do Not Wish To Remember
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Season Finale Bowser has had it with Mario for constantly graffiti-tagging Bowser's castle, so he decides to destroy him once and for all. Obviously, he fails again.
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