Your name is UIL RAPIER. You are a GAMER, and sometimes an ARTIST too. Mostly as a HOBBY, you like drawing pictures of your own, ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, and like your friends, burnerDash and flowSeeker, you really like FANON INDUSTRIES. You aspire to become one of their EMPLOYEES when you grow up.

You hate MY LITTLE PONY, and some of the GUYS that TROLL you, too. Specially, strangeAnnoyer. He is such a DICKHEAD. You like drawing pictures of HIM being killed by a BLOODY HAMMER.

You love playing games such as POKÉMON and FIRE EMBLEM. Your favourite POKÉMON generation would probably be the FIFTH ONE.

What are you going to do?

> Uil: Retrieve arms from the pile of pillows.