Nana: If he's not in a Fantendo Smash Bros. game, there's something wrong with it.
Condor: There's also something wrong with a game if they have you in it!
Lala: Put a sock in it, Condor!
General Climber: Anyway, Unten can mainly use electrical projectiles. He also has access to gas bombs!
Lolo: Ewww... Why would he use that?
Popo: No, ACTUAL gas bombs.
Lala: Well, is he speedy, powerful...
General Climber: Actually, he's quite balenced.
Nana: Well, just get out there and do your best!
Condor: And after you do that, actually do good!
Popo: Condor you're unbearable sometimes!
Nana: Like that joke hasn't been told before.
PalmMan[]
Popo: Hey doesn't he sorta look like...
Lolo: MEGA MAN!
General Climber: Yep, he's very similar in design to Mega Man. He's PalmMan.
Lala: So what, does he attack with his hands? Hahahaha...
Condor: Where do you get these jokes
Lala: A joke book
Condor: Burn it! Burn it fire!
Nana: Freeze it! Freeze it with ice!
Lolo: Fight it! Let's get back to the fight!
Nana: Hehe, got carried away there! He has leaves on his head called Palm Fronds. As the fight goes, on, they fall off.
Lolo: And if they all fall off?
Popo: He explodes!
Condor: Quick, find some Palm Fronds to give to you all!
General Climber: Anyway, he has a sticky napalm. It works like the gooey bomb. It upgrades if he is very succesful.
Lala: Man, this guy knows his way around explosives!
Lolo: Explode it! Explode it with bombs!
Leah Needlenam[]
Lolo: Hey, that lady over there has a needle finger!
Popo: I don't know if you can call her "a lady".
General Climber: That's Leah Needlenam. She works at her hospital during the day.
Lala: So if we loose the fight, we can go there!
General Climber: Actually, it's considered the worst hospital ever!
Condor: Then they can come to my hospital instead!
General Climber:... Second worst...
Nana: She uses a bunch stuff from her hospital to attack, such as needles and other surgical tools.
Popo: She also has really strange attacks, like sending chunks of her flesh at you.
Lolo: What the?
General Climber: Oh I forgot to mention. This doesn't factor the fight, but she curses a lot.
Condor: Like this? Lolo, you are a little-
Lala: WOW! LANGUAGE!
Popo: Between being horrible at surgery, using equipment as weapons, leaving so she can battle, and using bad language, does she even have a license to work at a hospital?
Reptflux[]
Lolo: Um, that red thing over there is freaking me out, man!
General Climber: That's Reptflux! He's the strongest thing in the universe!
Condor: So we have the strongest, AND the weakest fighters!
Popo: Shut up, Condor! Anyway, don't worry. It's just a smaller, less OP copy!
Lolo: Phew! That's a relief! Although he still seems pretty big to me!
Nana: Well, he's big and powerful, he has a big hitbox, too! His eye is his weak spot, so try using Dark Beam midair.
Lala: Got it!
General Climber: He even transforms into a spider every once in a while!
Lala: EEK! A SPIDER?!
Lolo: She's had a fear of spiders since she was two!
Popo: He seems to be made up of pure energy!
Condor: Hey, wanna see my shadow puppet, Lala?
Lala: Ok!
Condor: *snickers* Here it is! *makes spider shadow puppet*
Lala: *faints*
3.14[]
Lolo: 3.14
Lala: 41.3
Popo: 14.3
Lolo: 4.13
Lala: 34.1
Popo: 43.1
Nana: 31.4
Popo: 13.4
Popo: 41.3
Nana: Lala said that one already!
Popo: Fuck!
Lolo: Language!
Popo: Leah tought me that!
General Climber: THE FIGHT?!?!?!
Popo: In a sec, I need to find a new combo.
General Climber: Anyway, as astablished before, many, many times, this is 3.14! He likes to throw pies. They may seem delicious, but hurt a lot!
Lolo: Ewww! I hate pie!
General Climber: How do you hate pie!?!?! Also, he can use math to fight.
Lala: Yippee.
Popo: Oh, I got one!
Condor: 1.34
Popo: God dammit!
Lolo: This phase will ware off, right?
Reese[]
Lolo: Hey, who's she?
Popo: Actually, I think Reese's a boy.
General Climber: Actually, Reese is a boy!
Lolo: Whatever! I'm still gonna call Reese a girl.
Lala: So, what are his attacks?
Nana: He can use limited phsyic attacks to, well, attack you.
General Climber: He can also pull objects from parallel timelines and send them at you.
Popo: He can even store items and pull them out for later.
Nana: He's also responsible for the fracture! So he teamed up with other good guys to stop the shattering!
Condor: You guys are responsible for the shattering. Of the mirror!
Topi: BURN!
Lolo: Hey, what are you doing here?
Topi: I dunno.
Popo: Oh great! Another pest!
Topi: Oh, hey Popo! Long time no see! It seems you haven't changed a bit, sadly.
Popo: GRRRRRR!
Lala: Alright, let's end this before someone gets hurt!
Popo: ... This is a fighting game, Lala.
PAIN-T[]
Lolo: Wow, it's... uhhh...
General Climber: Hmm... I have no info on this fighter!
Iron Mask: This is PAIN-T..
General Climber: Why don't I have info on this fighter?
Iron Mask: Because she is one of the Wasteland Warriors.
Topi: Hey, I know of two other Wasteland Warriors! Lolo, and Lala.
Lala: Ha ha ha. Very funny Topi.
General Climber: What I don't get is why I don't know about this fighter and you do?
Iron Mask: Because I'm the leader.
Popo: Are you here to help us or brag about how you know about her and we don't?
Iron Mask: I was actually sent to inform you. Her main element is paint, as her name implies. Condor, you choose an example...
Condor: I choose... Nana!
Nana: Wait, anyone other then me! Please! *Splat!*
Nana: Ugh! I hate yellow! I'll have my revenge! *Splat!*
Condor: GAH! PINK!
Popo: PAINT FIGHT!
SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
Topi: As fun as that was, don't you think it got a little out of hand?
Iron Mask:...
Lala: I've heard he doesn't talk to much. This was very rare for him! I guess we're out of luck!
General Climber: Actually, I learned more about her! She can make paint puddles and use Canvas weapons to create weak weapons.
Popo: How come she creates weak weapons?
Condor: Probably because, for some reason, she wants to copy you two!
Nana: Shut up, Condor!
Lolo: I feel like I haven't talked this entire time! So... sup?
Lala: I feel like I forgot we had something to do, but we aren't doing it.
Nana: Fighting?
Lala: No... that isn't it.
Palutena[]
Lolo: Is this Palutena?
Palutena: Yes, I am Palutena!
General Climber: Hey, how did you get in here?
Palutena: Umm... I'm a goddess!
Pit: Hey, I exsist!
Lala: Did you hear something?
Palutena: Oh, that was Pit. I try to tune him out.
Viridi: Hey, who's the deformed dragon?
Condor: Hey!
Viridi: I was talking to Pit!
Pit: HEY!
Nana: So... I guess this is knda akward...
Popo: Yeah, I was gonna tell Lolo and Lala about you're weakness'
Palutena: I was gonna do the same. I guess this is akward...
Topi: I can point out you're weakness'
Lolo: Oh, thanks!
Topi: You're weak, annoying, slow, bossy, and rude.
Pit: But, Lady Palutena isn't any of those things! Except maybe the bossy part.
Topi: Oh, I was talking about Lolo & Lala!
White[]
Lolo: White! What an original name!
Topi: Like you're one to speak.
Lolo: Fair enough.
General Climber: This is, well, White. He's a Popopo that has a Boom Stick.
Popo: It can be used to send orbs of light!
Lala: And we can send out orbs of darkness!
Condor: Not succesfully, but you can.
Lolo: Was that supposed to be an insult?!
Condor: I'd come up with a better one, but I'm *ACHOO!* sick...
Nana: Back to the opponent, White has a jetpack and a crystal staff.
Topi: You know, if a little white puffball could do all of this, why can't you guys even win one match?
Lolo: Anything else we need to know about White?
General Climber: All I can think of doesn't really help you in battle.
Lala: What's that.
General Climber: Actually, two! One, his skin color is darker than his name implies. And two, HIS FACE IS SO DERPY!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!!
Popo: *sigh* Didn't the creator get enough of that in the comments?
Rachel[]
Trip[]
Ella Metals[]
Strafe[]
Red[]
Danjixrus[]
Zerita[]
Leila Metals[]
John Mogwai[]
Scarlet[]
Riddle[]
Volt[]
Mioda[]
Mika Sho[]
Koloro[]
Teardrop[]
Hama[]
Mr. Chill[]
Light[]
Jerrix Cruiser[]
Aingeru[]
Iron Mask[]
Hein[]
Scyplo[]
Micool the Master[]
Sketch[]
Fera[]
Abba[]
Smile[]
Data[]
Bowie[]
Wheelzen[]
Mylan Starlight[]
Elfain[]
Jane[]
Jake[]
Rubber[]
Hooves[]
Henry the Moose[]
Speedy[]
Fandro[]
Bob the Blob[]
YonenBooe[]
Autores[]
Pesh[]
Gorge[]
Dream Boy[]
Alyssa Wenn[]
Giselle Zaman[]
Flip & Cobby[]
Roxanne D'Urre[]
Anna Biscuit[]
Spikebot[]
ScratchKat[]
Guppy the Shark[]
Sixty Four[]
Lily[]
Hexa[]
S[]
Pinti[]
Unlockable Characters[]
Reese II[]
Sia[]
X-Ray[]
Beth Operatino[]
Guaptain[]
Dark Strafe[]
Lolo: I can relate to this guy!
Condor:Sucks for him!
Lolo: Huh?
Condor: I mean, who would wanna relate to you?
Topi: Good one, Condor!
Lala: Hey, where's everyone else?
Condor: I don't know! I guess you're stuck with us!
Lolo: Hold on a second. (Bends down on knees) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Topi: Anymore?
Lolo: Yes! OOOOOOOO! I'm done now!
Lala: How will we learn about this fighter without the other three here?!?!
Bobo: Sounds like you guys need a subsitute for General!
Dark Climbers: Bobo!?
Gege: I'm here, too!
Lolo: So, you guys are here to help us learn about this foe?
Bobo: Yep! This is Dark Strafe! He can use similar moves to Strafe, but-
Gege:-they look much more bad-
Lala: You know the rules! No bad words!
Bobo: He also has dark spirit attacks-
Gege:-like Dark Stab & Dark Teleport! Dark is sorta the new cool!
Condor: If Dark is the new cool, then why are Lolo and Lala the Dark Climbers? I mean, they're not cool! If they are, then that's a world I don't wanna live in! It's a twisted world!