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- Lolo: Wow! Is that who I think it is?
- General Climber: Yep, that's Unten alright.
- Popo: He's the mascot of Fantendo.
- Nana: If he's not in a Fantendo Smash Bros. game, there's something wrong with it.
- Condor: There's also something wrong with a game if they have you in it!
- Lala: Put a sock in it, Condor!
- General Climber: Anyway, Unten can mainly use electrical projectiles. He also has access to gas bombs!
- Lolo: Ewww... Why would he use that?
- Popo: No, ACTUAL gas bombs.
- Lala: Well, is he speedy, powerful...
- General Climber: Actually, he's quite balenced.
- Nana: Well, just get out there and do your best!
- Condor: And after you do that, actually do good!
- Popo: Condor you're unbearable sometimes!
- Nana: Like that joke hasn't been told before.
- Popo: Hey doesn't he sorta look like...
- Lolo: MEGA MAN!
- General Climber: Yep, he's very similar in design to Mega Man. He's PalmMan.
- Lala: So what, does he attack with his hands? Hahahaha...
- Condor: Where do you get these jokes
- Lala: A joke book
- Condor: Burn it! Burn it fire!
- Nana: Freeze it! Freeze it with ice!
- Lolo: Fight it! Let's get back to the fight!
- Nana: Hehe, got carried away there! He has leaves on his head called Palm Fronds. As the fight goes, on, they fall off.
- Lolo: And if they all fall off?
- Popo: He explodes!
- Condor: Quick, find some Palm Fronds to give to you all!
- General Climber: Anyway, he has a sticky napalm. It works like the gooey bomb. It upgrades if he is very succesful.
- Lala: Man, this guy knows his way around explosives!
- Lolo: Explode it! Explode it with bombs!
- Lolo: Hey, that lady over there has a needle finger!
- Popo: I don't know if you can call her "a lady".
- General Climber: That's Leah Needlenam. She works at her hospital during the day.
- Lala: So if we loose the fight, we can go there!
- General Climber: Actually, it's considered the worst hospital ever!
- Condor: Then they can come to my hospital instead!
- General Climber:... Second worst...
- Nana: She uses a bunch stuff from her hospital to attack, such as needles and other surgical tools.
- Popo: She also has really strange attacks, like sending chunks of her flesh at you.
- Lolo: What the?
- General Climber: Oh I forgot to mention. This doesn't factor the fight, but she curses a lot.
- Condor: Like this? Lolo, you are a little-
- Lala: WOW! LANGUAGE!
- Popo: Between being horrible at surgery, using equipment as weapons, leaving so she can battle, and using bad language, does she even have a license to work at a hospital?
- Lolo: Um, that red thing over there is freaking me out, man!
- General Climber: That's Reptflux! He's the strongest thing in the universe!
- Condor: So we have the strongest, AND the weakest fighters!
- Popo: Shut up, Condor! Anyway, don't worry. It's just a smaller, less OP copy!
- Lolo: Phew! That's a relief! Although he still seems pretty big to me!
- Nana: Well, he's big and powerful, he has a big hitbox, too! His eye is his weak spot, so try using Dark Beam midair.
- Lala: Got it!
- General Climber: He even transforms into a spider every once in a while!
- Lala: EEK! A SPIDER?!
- Lolo: She's had a fear of spiders since she was two!
- Popo: He seems to be made up of pure energy!
- Condor: Hey, wanna see my shadow puppet, Lala?
- Lala: Ok!
- Condor: *snickers* Here it is! *makes spider shadow puppet*
- Lala: *faints*
- Lolo: 3.14
- Lala: 41.3
- Popo: 14.3
- Lolo: 4.13
- Lala: 34.1
- Popo: 43.1
- Nana: 31.4
- Popo: 13.4
- Popo: 41.3
- Nana: Lala said that one already!
- Popo: Fuck!
- Lolo: Language!
- Popo: Leah tought me that!
- General Climber: THE FIGHT?!?!?!
- Popo: In a sec, I need to find a new combo.
- General Climber: Anyway, as astablished before, many, many times, this is 3.14! He likes to throw pies. They may seem delicious, but hurt a lot!
- Lolo: Ewww! I hate pie!
- General Climber: How do you hate pie!?!?! Also, he can use math to fight.
- Lala: Yippee.
- Popo: Oh, I got one!
- Condor: 1.34
- Popo: God dammit!
- Lolo: This phase will ware off, right?
- Lolo: Hey, who's she?
- Popo: Actually, I think Reese's a boy.
- General Climber: Actually, Reese is a boy!
- Lolo: Whatever! I'm still gonna call Reese a girl.
- Lala: So, what are his attacks?
- Nana: He can use limited phsyic attacks to, well, attack you.
- General Climber: He can also pull objects from parallel timelines and send them at you.
- Popo: He can even store items and pull them out for later.
- Nana: He's also responsible for the fracture! So he teamed up with other good guys to stop the shattering!
- Condor: You guys are responsible for the shattering. Of the mirror!
- Topi: BURN!
- Lolo: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Topi: I dunno.
- Popo: Oh great! Another pest!
- Topi: Oh, hey Popo! Long time no see! It seems you haven't changed a bit, sadly.
- Popo: GRRRRRR!
- Lala: Alright, let's end this before someone gets hurt!
- Popo: ... This is a fighting game, Lala.
- Lolo: Wow, it's... uhhh...
- General Climber: Hmm... I have no info on this fighter!
- Iron Mask: This is PAIN-T..
- General Climber: Why don't I have info on this fighter?
- Iron Mask: Because she is one of the Wasteland Warriors.
- Topi: Hey, I know of two other Wasteland Warriors! Lolo, and Lala.
- Lala: Ha ha ha. Very funny Topi.
- General Climber: What I don't get is why I don't know about this fighter and you do?
- Iron Mask: Because I'm the leader.
- Popo: Are you here to help us or brag about how you know about her and we don't?
- Iron Mask: I was actually sent to inform you. Her main element is paint, as her name implies. Condor, you choose an example...
- Condor: I choose... Nana!
- Nana: Wait, anyone other then me! Please! *Splat!*
- Nana: Ugh! I hate yellow! I'll have my revenge! *Splat!*
- Condor: GAH! PINK!
- Popo: PAINT FIGHT!
- SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
- Topi: As fun as that was, don't you think it got a little out of hand?
- Iron Mask:...
- Lala: I've heard he doesn't talk to much. This was very rare for him! I guess we're out of luck!
- General Climber: Actually, I learned more about her! She can make paint puddles and use Canvas weapons to create weak weapons.
- Popo: How come she creates weak weapons?
- Condor: Probably because, for some reason, she wants to copy you two!
- Nana: Shut up, Condor!
- Lolo: I feel like I haven't talked this entire time! So... sup?
- Lala: I feel like I forgot we had something to do, but we aren't doing it.
- Nana: Fighting?
- Lala: No... that isn't it.
- Lolo: Is this Palutena?
- Palutena: Yes, I am Palutena!
- General Climber: Hey, how did you get in here?
- Palutena: Umm... I'm a goddess!
- Pit: Hey, I exsist!
- Lala: Did you hear something?
- Palutena: Oh, that was Pit. I try to tune him out.
- Viridi: Hey, who's the deformed dragon?
- Condor: Hey!
- Viridi: I was talking to Pit!
- Pit: HEY!
- Nana: So... I guess this is knda akward...
- Popo: Yeah, I was gonna tell Lolo and Lala about you're weakness'
- Palutena: I was gonna do the same. I guess this is akward...
- Topi: I can point out you're weakness'
- Lolo: Oh, thanks!
- Topi: You're weak, annoying, slow, bossy, and rude.
- Pit: But, Lady Palutena isn't any of those things! Except maybe the bossy part.
- Topi: Oh, I was talking about Lolo & Lala!
- Lolo: White! What an original name!
- Topi: Like you're one to speak.
- Lolo: Fair enough.
- General Climber: This is, well, White. He's a Popopo that has a Boom Stick.
- Popo: It can be used to send orbs of light!
- Lala: And we can send out orbs of darkness!
- Condor: Not succesfully, but you can.
- Lolo: Was that supposed to be an insult?!
- Condor: I'd come up with a better one, but I'm *ACHOO!* sick...
- Nana: Back to the opponent, White has a jetpack and a crystal staff.
- Topi: You know, if a little white puffball could do all of this, why can't you guys even win one match?
- Lolo: Anything else we need to know about White?
- General Climber: All I can think of doesn't really help you in battle.
- Lala: What's that.
- General Climber: Actually, two! One, his skin color is darker than his name implies. And two, HIS FACE IS SO DERPY!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!!
- Popo: *sigh* Didn't the creator get enough of that in the comments?
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- Lolo: I can relate to this guy!
- Condor:Sucks for him!
- Lolo: Huh?
- Condor: I mean, who would wanna relate to you?
- Topi: Good one, Condor!
- Lala: Hey, where's everyone else?
- Condor: I don't know! I guess you're stuck with us!
- Lolo: Hold on a second. (Bends down on knees) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Topi: Anymore?
- Lolo: Yes! OOOOOOOO! I'm done now!
- Lala: How will we learn about this fighter without the other three here?!?!
- Bobo: Sounds like you guys need a subsitute for General!
- Dark Climbers: Bobo!?
- Gege: I'm here, too!
- Lolo: So, you guys are here to help us learn about this foe?
- Bobo: Yep! This is Dark Strafe! He can use similar moves to Strafe, but-
- Gege:-they look much more bad-
- Lala: You know the rules! No bad words!
- Bobo: He also has dark spirit attacks-
- Gege:-like Dark Stab & Dark Teleport! Dark is sorta the new cool!
- Condor: If Dark is the new cool, then why are Lolo and Lala the Dark Climbers? I mean, they're not cool! If they are, then that's a world I don't wanna live in! It's a twisted world!
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