Circus Auditions are conversations that are initiated about the opponent when Plague Master is facing an one and works similar to the Palutena's Guidance in Sm4sh. Plague Master will discuss with Lamia and occasionally Pan about the skills of the opponent to let them join the Dark Wood Circus. Other Dark Wood characters may make cameos.



  • Plague Master: It's a bear.
  • Lamia: A cute little bear! More like a teddybear.
  • Plague Master: Ah I see this is Unten, everyone should know him.
  • Lamia: ...they should? What harm can he do?
  • Plague Master: His main element is electricity, but one should be wary about his other weapons as well.
  • Lamia: He would also be a great mascot for the circus!
  • Plague Master: No, he wouldn't.
  • Lamia: Jeez, you're unbearable.
  • Plague Master: I know what you were trying to do there, but stop...
  • Plague Master: ...just stop.


  • Plague Master: PalmMan, what kind creature is he?
  • Lamia: He seems to be half-human, half-robot... I got nothing with technology, so I could be wrong.
  • Plague Master: Ah, he apparently attacks with sticky napalm. It might be as destructive as my Nova powers.
  • Lamia: His name is a little weird though, I understand his powers.... but still.
  • Plague Master: His name is worse than the ones Pan gave to those freaks.
  • Pan: Well excuse me, but they are excellent names that fit their appearance. And to be honest I must say his name is fabulous.
  • Plague Master: Well then, add him to the circus.
  • Pan: Oh no, his napalm would destroy the circus. You do know it upgrades over time, right?
  • Plague Master: Of course I know... no need to lecture me...

Leah Needlenam

  • Lamia: Hmmm, I recognize her from somewhere.
  • Plague Master: That is possible. She is Leah Needlenam, but a different one than I know.
  • Lamia: Ow? please tell why?
  • Plague Master: After Eden was recreated a portal opened to a sub-dimension which was a demonic hospital. Leah is in charge of that.
  • Lamia: Ah, that's where I know her from. She is the one with the needle arm and stitched mouth.
  • Plague Master: Yes but she doesn't have any now. She must be a parallel version of her.
  • Plague Master: But I am positive that she still attacks using medical devices as well as throwing chunks of flesh at her opponents.
  • Lamia: Eeew, gross. Anyway you know how to handle her, she won't be a problem.
  • Plague Master: Indeed. Battling an individual who has Godly powers like me should be interesting.


  • Pan: What is this monstrosity!!
  • Plague Master: Pan, what are you doing here?
  • Pan: Look at this thing! Is this another one of Lamia's creations?!
  • Lamia: Of course not, but I appreciate that you think I could have made it.
  • Pan: Can someone tell what it is then!
  • Plague Master: *Sigh* It is a small fragment of a gigantic titan that was created by the White Goddess, but retains all its original abilities.
  • Pan: This isn't even its final form?!
  • Lamia: Ugh, you know how much I hate Goddesses, thinking they're all high and mighty.
  • Plague Master: Anyway one should look out for the attacks coming out of its green eye. But be sure to attack there as well, it is its weak point.
  • Pan: Well I can take it on even without knowing its weak point.
  • Lamia: Says the man who was cowering in fear seconds ago.


  • Lamia: How good is your math Nostra?
  • Plague Master: Probably better than yours.
  • Lamia: Then please explain his powers because I don't get heads or tails of it.
  • Plague Master: This is 3.14 otherwise known as π but his full name is...
  • Lamia: Pie?! I love pie. Does he attack with pies!
  • Plague Master: Well... he does. But his real power comes from his mathematical formulas. Those are the ones to watch out for.
  • Lamia: I just looked something up, and I notice that this is going to be a great year for him.
  • Plague Master: Because?
  • Lamia: Well this year it's 2015 and π-day is on March 14 and when you put those things behind each other you get 3,1415 which are first few numbers of π!
  • Plague Master: And how should this improve my fight against him?
  • Lamia: Not, just some fun-facts. Information is your department.


  • Plague Master: Fascinating.
  • Lamia: What? Who is this?
  • Plague Master: Reese, I don't have much data on him but his powers are truly fascinating.
  • Lamia: That he pulled a fridge out of a portal and threw it at you?
  • Plague Master: Yes. He can pull objects from other realms...universes or whatever. And for the record I dodged that fridge.
  • Plague Master: But he can be of use to us. He thinks that he is the cause of all this, that he caused this fracture.
  • Lamia: So we exploit him by using this weakness against him. Where is Pan when you need him?
  • Pan: Right here. I'll lure him into the circus.
  • Lamia: Just be sure he doesn't throw a trashcan at you... or a lamp, or a vase, or a fish tank.


  • Lamia: Hahahaha, she uses paint to attack? Well this will be a piece of cake.
  • Pan: And her name... it is meant to be frightning and alarming her opponent what power she has at the same time.
  • Plague Master: Don't be fooled you two. She has a wide variety of attacks with her colorful hair.
  • Pan: She's gonna whip her hair back and forth?
  • Lamia: Or make a puddle to make you trip?
  • Plague Master: Yes she does both in fact. She can summon weapons as well, made by paint. Easy to break, but endless to make.
  • Lamia: Now she starts to sound interesting, for a Wasteland inhabitant that is.
  • Pan: Well, if that is the case. Let's move her to the circus! She's a freak already.
  • Lamia: Does she have emotions? Because she looks like a robot, and without emotions she is of no use.
  • Plague Master:Most of the beings here have emotions, even robots. She would be a nice addition to the circus indeed.




Trip the Catalyst

Ella Metals





Leila Metals

John Mogwai





Mika Sho




Mr. Chilli


Jerrix Cruiser


Iron Mask



Micool the Master







Reese II



Beth Operatino


Dark Strafe

Doomulus Grime



Happy Face

Shy Guy Yellow


Plague Master

Mr. Sew'n

Dr. Norman Gai


Goblin Magician

Goblin Defender

Goblin Swordsman

The End

Dark Climbers

The Apprentice



Sinless Devil

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